Kara DioGuardi Gets Married

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, July 06, 2009 at 5:53 PM EDT
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Apparently someone wants to put up with her. Poor sap. Kara DioGuardi married Mike McCuddy on Sunday, and apparently inTouch Weekly wanted to be there and take pictures. Or the other important weddings that day sold exclusive rights to US Weekly so they got screwed. Kara told the magazine, "It's been raining in Maine for 60 days. The only day that was nice was [the day of the wedding]!" So a plague of rain for 60 days before Kara gets married and she still doesn't see it as a sign? We give it a week before Mike realizes he can do better (and we don't even know Mike... but he can clearly do better).

Smartie
Posted: 7/6/2009 at 6:48 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

He looks pissed.

ClassyLadyClaudia
Posted: 7/6/2009 at 10:07 PM Reply with quote

I bet Kara won't even do him the honor of taking his last name. All she cares about is increasing her fame and stranglehold on the American public.

rem
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 1:35 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

If she can stay married for at least a year or so, maybe she'll act less horny during next year's AI season.

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 4:33 AM Reply with quote

She should have made a few trips to a buffet before the wedding so she could have fit into her wedding dress.

Or at least gotten a boob job.

New hubby doesn't look like he's embracing her, but rather like he's just trying to hold the dress up.

elunodir
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 4:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Fromunda cheese factory

C'mon, people. You all know nothing about their relationship. They may look into each other's eyes and see the happy future of their lives, maybe she makes him laugh, or maybe he gets off on having his dick scraped with two rows of vagina teeth. You don't know.

clint_taurus
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 5:13 AM Reply with quote
Location: location, location

he can go higher, he can go deeper

ciremelf100
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 5:23 AM Reply with quote

Honeymoon sex tape to be released by christmas possibly??

Lambcabobs
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 8:37 AM Reply with quote

SHE CO-WROTE A HANNAH MONTANA SONG (HE COULD BE THE ONE) And it just reached 9 on the top 100 YIKES

DhaniCauldwell
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 8:54 AM Reply with quote
Location: Convincing Anthony Bourdain to be a mentor on American Idol

Seconds, hours, so many days...

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 7/7/2009 at 10:24 AM Reply with quote

Pauler says she's been "invited" to remain as a judge.

In an interview, she also said:

She jokingly called the panel of "Idol" judges that includes Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi a "dysfunctional family of sorts."

"I'm the nurturing mom, Simon's the disapproving dad, and Randy's the cool brother," she said. "It's been an interesting journey. It's something that I'll always would want to be a part of."

I love how she couldn't find a role for Twatti in even a dysfunctional AI family.

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