Vote for the Whatevia Awards 2009 to Decide the Winners!

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, July 10, 2009 at 4:51 PM EDT
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The nominees have been announced for the 2009 Whatevia Awards to celebrate the best (and worst) of the year in VFTW. Leading the pack with 4 show award nominations are Megan Joy and Danny Gokey, followed by Tatiana Del Toro with 3 impressive nominations. It's going to be one close race! Nominated for the most Site Awards is that idiot apreilla12 with 4 nominations all to her delusional self.

It's time for you to vote for the Whatevia Awards 2009 winners in all 16 categories. So click here to vote for the 8 Show Awards and 8 Site Awards. You have until Saturday, July 25th at 11:59 PM central time to vote. Winners will be announced on the July 29th VFTW Radio show. For a full list of this year's lucky nominees, click Read More.

 

1. Favorite Female VFTW Performance

Tatiana Del Toro - Saving All My Love For You (Wildcard)

Megan Joy - Rockin' Robin

Megan Joy - Turn Your Lights Down Low (Reprise)

Jackie Tohn - A Little Less Conversation

Stevie Wright - You Belong With Me

2. Favorite Male VFTW Performance

Danny Gokey - Dream On

Adam Lambert - Ring of Fire

Scott MacIntyre - The Search is Over

Nick Mitchell as Normund Gentle - And I Am Telling You

Alex Wagner-Trugman - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

3. Favorite VFTW Group Performance

AI8 Finale - So What

AI8 Semifinalist Group 3 - Hot N Cold

AI8 Top 7 - Disco Medley

AI8 Top 8 - Can't Get You Out of My Head

Katrina Darrell and Kara DioGuardi - Vision of Love (finale)

4. Favorite VFTW Contestant Male

Danny Gokey

Scott MacIntyre

Nathaniel Marshall

Nick Mitchell

Alex Wagner-Trugman

5. Favorite VFTW Contestant Female

Katrina Darrell

Tatiana Del Toro

Allison Iraheta

Megan Joy

Jackie Tohn

6. Worst Post AI Song

David Archuleta - Touch My Hand

Danny Noriega featuring Diamonique - 24/7

Chris Richardson - Can't Believe It Remix

Carly Smithson - Let Me Fall

Jordin Sparks - Battlefield

7. Biggest Douche

Kara DioGuardi

Danny Gokey

Adam Lambert

Constantine Maroulis

Michael Sarver

8. VFTW Moment of the Year

Danny Gokey screams at the end of his "Dream On" performance

Joanna Pacitti is disqualified from the top 36

Kris Allen wins American Idol 8 over favorite Adam Lambert

Megan Joy caws during her elimination

Tatiana Del Toro takes Hollywood week hostage with her awesome antics

9. Favorite Message Board Thread

AI8 Photochop Thread

Idlteard and Frau Point and Laugh Thread

Laugh at the Mass Exodus of Tards and Fairweather Worsters

The Scary Fan Board Point-And-Laugh Thread

Things Smaller Than Lil Rounds' Ass

10. Best Radio Show Moment

Aperilla calls in and keeps calling back

The hosts laugh when Kris Allen wins AI8

Mark Day interview

o_o calls in as David and Jeff Archuleta after Jeff is busted for prostitution

Zack Werner interview

11. Favorite Photochop

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12. Favorite Video

Allison Iraheta, You are Awesome

Amanda Overmyer's Message to Deb

Aperilla says Adam Lambert is NOT Gay

Danny Gokey Forgets the Words to Billie Jean

There are No Standards

13. Favorite Troll Post

abwilbur: What y'all are doing is flat out WRONG!!! The

reason for the competition is to get talented singers noticed and you

people are ruining the competition. Do you even realize how idiotic

this site is? OH...that's right...you want to be different! Well, you

are ALL a group of half-witted imbociles. All you are doing is making

America look like we wouldn't know talent if it bit us in the butt. WE

get to choose who WE, as a country, think is the best! And you

simpletons just vote for the most awful contestants. You know what is

worst than the fact that you are ruining the competition? You are

crushing peoples dreams and spirits! Y'all are malevent, sinister, and

vicious animals and I wouldn't piss on any of you if you were on

FIRE!!! Thank you and have a GREAT day!

aperilla12: I have a baby. But you're right, never been fucked.

David Gee: Professor Chan, your reviews are so much

better than Dave's. While Dave is just mean strictly for the sake of it

(read his stupid review from last night's show - you can't even tell if

he's actually sincere), at least you give credit where it's due while

at the same time still cracking us up with your observations on those

who do deserve our wrath. Man, that was the worst episode singing-wise that I've ever seen.

Just one trainwreck after another. After almost every performance they

should have played that clip of Peyton Manning on that one SNL skit

saying to the kid, "Are you TRYING to lose?"

Pinkpride: Oh god...VFTW seriously makes me want to puke

my kidneys out. You're all just a bunch of fugly, uneducated, vulgar,

disgusting, [deleted] redneck fucks who have nothing better to do in

your pathetic little lives but put down others. As I read each

hilariously moronic comment I could picture each and every one of you

assholes sitting at your computers, fat and lonely, as you glare at

Danny's handsome face on your screen and jerk off because you wish that

you're half as talented as he is. Can someone *please* explain to me how this man is ugly? Not only

does he look like Robert Downey Jr.--who's sexy as hell--but he's

totally adorable and has the cutest little smile I've ever seen. It's

so obvious that the only reason why you creeps insult his weight and

looks is because you're terribly insecure about your own appearances. I

suggest that you join Jenny Craig or do something better with your time

instead of bashing successful people. Wake up and smell the roses, you inbreed, trailer-trash hicks! Danny

is loved by America! He has the voice of an angel, he's sexy (as

already mentioned), charming, and has the light of God in his eyes.

Okay, so because his wife died and he mentioned her death once or twice

on the entire show means that he's pimping her for votes, right? I

would laugh if you bunch weren't so pathetic. I'm glad that Danny is

now in the top 4 along with Adam and Allison--my two favourite

contestants. He will be Idol, the most loved man in America, and his

album will beat out Hicks! I'll be the one dancing and kicking you all

in your hideous rat-ass ugly faces when my cutie pie becomes the next

Carrie Underwood :) Ugh, after spending so much time on this site I feel as if my brain cells have died. The Gokey fans will prevail and all you hateful fags can kiss my ass!

Jealousy crawls in your veins like a carpet of worms; I can almost hear

them writhing. Flame me, bash me, do whatever you want, because either

way Danny Gokey is a trillion times better-looking, talented, and loved

than every scumbag put together on this dumbass site.

Have fun insulting this beautiful talent, losers!

vdawf: The Only reason I'm on this site to begin with

is because I was randomly searching updates on the osmonds 2nd

generation. to my surprise and likening, i found out david and

supposedly doug had auditioned for AI by seeing this very site in the

list of searches. So when i clicked on it, i was so astounded by all

the hatred and negativity towards the osmonds that i couldn't just keep

my mouth shut. what is the matter with some of you people? you judge me

the same way you are judging them just because i am a fan. I don't even

read the bible and yet you call me a bible thumper. you assume i'm fat

just because i stick up for someone who is a little overweight. i'm

being called name after name and cursed upon no matter what i say, good

or bad. actually i don't think some of you even read much less

understand what i say but then again i know you all are going to just

analyze every single word i'm writing and take it all out of context

for "humor" purposes. well i'm not laughing and neither will the

osmonds if/when they read this trash. seriously how do some of you

sleep at night and by sleep, i don't mean passing out from an alcohol

binge.

14. Favorite Piece of Hatemail

OMG y'all are some pricks up in here! i take it as a

personal offense that you are responsible for Michael Sarver getting

kicked off of the show. He's from the same area as me, and u guys are

wrong for using your powers to destroy his dreams and letting some no

talent ho like Megan Joy's bitch ass stay on. Y'all oughta be ashamed

of yourselves!!! Here's a little history lesson for y'all. Michael

Sarver is from Jasper, Texas, which is near my hometown of Beaumont. A

few years ago, we got hit by a little Hurricane by the name of Rita,

and it damn near wiped us out completely. A lot of people around her

are still hurting bad from that, and one of the few joys that we were

able to celebrate every freakin' week was to watch a hometown boy try

and make it big on American Idol. But NOOOOOO!!! Vote for the Worst has

to fuck it all up just because u are all gay ASSHOLES that don't want

to see a real talented singer like Michael have a chance at a better

life. Y'all probably think that we're all just racist, inbred, rednecks

around here, but we're real people just like y'all, and Michael is one

of the most talented folks to come out of this area EVER! I personally

woulda rather seen another hurricane than have to see u jerks hurt one

of our own like that. Y'all should try getting rid of somebody like

Lil, or Anoop, or that ladyboy Adam, they are the ones who have no

morals and that real Americans can't identify with. SO fuck you, you

sons of bitches! I hope ahurricane comes and hits your ass, then you'll

know what hurt is!!! TEXAS FOREVER!!!!

-Carla

You ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS ASSHOLES. LOOK FUCKERS, DAVID

ARCHULETAS ALBUM IS DOING GOOD YOU DIPSHITS. ITS #11, WHICH IS STILL

VERY GOOD. HE IS DOING A LOT BETETR THAN YOU FUCKERS WHO SIT AT HOME ON

YOUR FAT ASSES AND DO A WEB SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. YOU

JEALOUS FUCKING LOSERS, GO SUCK YOUR MOMS DICK YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

ARCHULETA IS DOING JUST FINE, HOWEVER ALL YOUR FUCKTARDS LIKE PHIL

STACEY AND KRISTY LEE COOK CANT EVEN GET A SINGLE IN TOP 10, AND THAT

DIPSHIT PHIL STACEY IS DROPPED. YOU FUCKERS SUCK HAHA LOSERS. GO BLOW

YOUR MOM NOW BITCHES. I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU STUPID FUCKS BE #11 ON

BILLBOARD, OH YEAH BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOUR UNTALENTED ASSHOLES WHO

MAKE A SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. FUCKING LOSER BITCHES GO BACK

TO YOUR DOUBLEWIDE

-Frederick

Hey guys. I am 13 years old which is way older than you

all are I'm sure because you're all so immature! As you can already

tell, I am a very good insulter so I suggest leaving now before you get

hurt and ashamed by my words. I can't help it if you don't take this

warning seriously. So scadaddle while you can. I take extra course

history and other classes and always get straight As, when I bet you

guys haven't even gotten higher than a D ever! Last warning if you

don't like being insulted. You guys are soooo creative! Calling

Archuleta "Gaspy" was so clever! Gaspy sounds good, considering it has

no resemblence to Archuleta whatsoever. You guys need some new,

CREATIVE nicknames for the idols this season. That is called sarcasm in

case you guys are incapable of comprehending. Since you called

Archuleta a name, I figure it's appropriate under these specific

circumstances to call you guys a name. Therefore, by the power of

myself and my well-run club against this site and you guys, we now

sentence you to the name of "F*ckboobs". That's right, we will spread

the word and pretty soon, everybody will be saying F*ckboobs instead of

Vote for the Worst! Aren't you happy? I am! And since it is under the

First Amendment which states we all have freedom of speech, nothing is

stopping me from continuing my f*ckboob wrath on you f*ckboobs. The

world will be so f*ckboobed with your f*ckboobedness that even Ryan

Seacrest will be bleeped out when discussing you f*ckboobs! So even

though this letter may be a few months late from Season 7, I feet it's

better late than never. So enjoy being called f*ckboobs forever and

ever. You should change your name now to f*ckboobs because you all

f*ckboob yourself f*ckboobedly to your own f*ckboobed f*ckboobs.

F*CKBOOBS.

-Haleigh

You all need to shut down this website immediately. It's

completely unfair how you purposely and blatantly try to sabotage

"American Idol" voting by trying to convince people to eliminate the

more deserving contestants. It's completely disrespectful to not only

the contestants, but also to the fans and "Idol" producers. More people

are signing this new petition every single day.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/shut-down-votefortheworstcom

Shut this site down NOW!

-Kenny

Deb,

What kind of credentials do YOU self-righteous, chronically bored

losers have that afford you this supposed upper hand in judgment that

you THINK you have??? Posting useless drivel on a hate site, ridiculing

and denigrating people whose shoes you couldn't even shine? LMAO and

I'm the "tard"?

Carrie continues to rack up prestigious awards and unprecedented

critical acclaim while you and all of your little VFTW buddies sit in

front of a computer screen 24/7, trying to punch holes in everything

she does.

and LOL @ you banning me. why? because I served as a sort of link

between the REAL WORLD and the alternate universe that a bunch of faux

high-brow, elitist, jealousy-ridden, low-life idiots have constructed

for themselves? Ahh, that makes sense.

Take care, you raging stupid sweetheart. Get a life while you're at it!

I'm sure you're some overweight, bed-bound, sexually-repressed, strap

on-wielding dyke who's still living off her parents' money. You're a

waste of sperm and egg...ALL of you on this site collectively could

serve as the poster-child of abortion.

-Moonstruck

15. Favorite Avatar

Cinemaniac:

Lint Licker:

RaptorJesus69:

Smartie:

Unravel:

 

 

 

 

16. Favorite Main Page VFTW Post

Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

Fantard of the Week: Adam Lambert is NOT GAY!!!! (Aperilla12)

Full List of the American Idol 8 Top 36 (spoiled a month early)

Jeff Archuleta Arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute

Joanna Pacitti Out / Felicia Barton In

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 7/10/2009 at 6:10 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Tatiana (pbuh) must win at least one category. >:( This is too lame for her to leave empty-handed.

Trugs423
Posted: 7/10/2009 at 10:48 PM Reply with quote

woo! two nominations! i would give a very glorious acceptance speech. those avatars are absolutely hilarious by the way, but i think the montage of people reacting to kris' victory is just priceless.

Smartie
Posted: 7/11/2009 at 1:47 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Trugster, it is going to be a very tight race because you're up against the glorious Normund.

I wish I could cut my vote in half and give each of you some *cries in confusion*

Lint_Licker
Posted: 7/11/2009 at 5:06 AM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

Tatiana's pretty much a lock to win favorite female contestant. I would hope she calls into the radio show to give another crazy acceptance speech.

cynmac
Posted: 7/11/2009 at 6:15 AM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

I love this part of the off-season. Just voted and I can't wait to find out who wins...

thefunnystone
Posted: 7/11/2009 at 6:32 AM Reply with quote
Administrator

We've already had over 100 people vote in the Show Awards in less than 24 hours. Damn! I had to put up a new survey.

SurveyMonkey limits surveys to 100 responses. So if you try voting for one and it says there have been too many response, comment here and I'll start a new one.

That's crazy that we already had 100 people vote in half a day. It's gonna be a good turnout.

Ashe57
Posted: 7/11/2009 at 7:24 AM Reply with quote
Location: Sac-town

Why do we even have a biggest douche award contest? It's obviously Gokey's for the win. And with the best Female VFTW Performance has to go to Megan Joy. I mean, who else caw-cawed at the end of the performance? This is a real hilarious awards contest.

voteforthehottest
Posted: 7/11/2009 at 8:07 AM Reply with quote

Can you make it so we can vote more than once?? Cause once I try to go back to vote, it wont let me. :( is it fixable???

cooktastrophe27
Posted: 7/11/2009 at 9:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Spinny Chair

Kara FTW! DOUCHE BAG OF SEASON 8!!!! WOO!

thefunnystone
Posted: 7/11/2009 at 10:08 AM Reply with quote
Administrator

You only vote once. If you vote 100 times, I'll just get rid of your votes. That's the point. This isn't a mass voting poll like Idol ;-)

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