"No Boundaries" Sucks So Much, It's Been Kicked Off the Tour

Posted by againstallodds on Monday, July 13, 2009 at 4:10 AM EDT
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Kara DioGuardi's masterpiece of crap "No Boundaries" was such an embarrassment that it was funny to see Kris Allen and Adam Lambert have to pretend to like the song during this year's Idol finale. Well people must have booed the song on tour, because now it's been completely removed according to the New York Post. Now Kris Allen is singing the Killers' "All These Things That I've Done" (above) instead. At least Kara's lame song will be taken out back and finally put out of its misery. RIP "No Boundaries", the worst Idol winner's song ever.

Panderer
Posted: 7/13/2009 at 6:25 AM Reply with quote
Location: United States

This is like one of those good news/bad news jokes.

Good news is that the song about hurricanes and destiny has been locked back in Pandora's Box. The bad news is that the spawn of Season 8 lives to ruin a decent pop song by The Killers.

ruddens
Posted: 7/13/2009 at 8:11 AM Reply with quote

Agreed. So much. I hate that they're letting him do The Killers. D:

FenderBender
Posted: 7/13/2009 at 11:20 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Holy shit. That's like going from dog food to filet mignon.

Good news, much better song.

Bad news, Kris is singing it. But if you do the math, it still comes out better.

Crappy song + Crappy singer = total crap

vs

Good song + Crappy singer = moderately crappy

Weenrocks
Posted: 7/13/2009 at 1:52 PM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: At the straw and pine store

Who the hell is Kris Allen?

madinthemoon
Posted: 7/14/2009 at 3:53 AM Reply with quote
Location: Texas

I'm so glad No Boundaries is gone... worst song ever.

And people can't lie to themselves just because he was on Idol... Kris Allen is still very talented.

FenderBender
Posted: 7/14/2009 at 7:04 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

madinthemoon -- pssst . . . satire (whispers)

Anyways, you're cool because I've seen some of your youtubes that rip that Aperilla moron to shreds.

But in a way, I'm kind of serious. Listen to Kris, then listen to the original by the Killers. And, I've seen the Killers three times, so I can safely say that Kris falls WAY short of them. However, I will at least say that Kris has no potential to approach anywhere near the douchebaggery that Gokey and Lambert have achieved.

madinthemoon
Posted: 7/14/2009 at 11:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: Texas

Hey dawg, respeck, but I wasn't necessarily just talking to you. And it didn't sound like satire to me, which is fine, you can hate him if you want. I just wanted to throw a little balance in the comment section.

jawajedi
Posted: 7/15/2009 at 5:03 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

The whole AI franchise is a big pile of "WTF?" They make asshat decisions like selecting that crap song, and still have revenue coming out of their wazoos. Somebody should start a website to mock them. Oh. Nevermind.

Infrequent Poster
Posted: 7/16/2009 at 7:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: PA

If we could only have person who wrote it removed from AI as well...

jawajedi
Posted: 7/16/2009 at 3:00 PM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

You can't spell karaoke without kara!

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