Michael Sarver's Twitter Account Provides the Entertainment

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, July 26, 2009 at 4:52 PM EDT
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While Danny Gokey's Twitter is funny to read because of its delusion factor, the true gem is Michael Sarver's Twitter. Who tells these people that posting their every thought is a good idea?

2 hours ago - Well I def didn't do enough to get the crowd pumped tonight. Wow, it must have been bad because they did not dig me.

6 hours ago - I love meeting the fans but I have to say hearing them chant someone elses name in your face as u sign an autograph sucks the life out of ya

Dude, nothing personal, but you need to remember people are reading this, and yes... most of the people who watched Idol didn't really care for you. Just be grateful you made the tour and actually enjoy yourself.

d. b. cooper
Posted: 7/26/2009 at 7:09 PM Reply with quote

<i>"I love meeting the fans but I have to say hearing them chant someone elses name in your face as u sign an autograph sucks the life out of ya"</i>

Hmm, it's always nice to witness the gradual death of optimism in a good, Christian man. Thanks for the heads up.

Smartie
Posted: 7/26/2009 at 7:26 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Fat. Failure.

Sunfyre
Posted: 7/26/2009 at 11:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Kitty Scherbatsky's dresser

I hate him.

badger
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 3:40 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tulsa, Okla,

Since we know you're reading this - Michael - get over yourself. Instead of working in your oil field or whatever for a few months, all you have to do is take a vacation across the country and sing. You don't have to change diapers, you don't have to worry about how much back breaking work you'll have to do each morning at the crack of dawn - all you're doing is SINGING! Oh, and signing autographs for ungrateful fans.

Even if they're there to see someone else and love another contestant more than you, just remember that the more people that turn out to see Kris or Adam or Danny or whoever, the more people will be seeing you too. It might not be worth a multi-album contract, but it's worth something.

Myndrunner
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 5:06 AM Reply with quote
ass

So when is his "R&;B" album supposed to come out again?

Panderer
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 5:16 AM Reply with quote
Location: United States

Funny stuff. Very clear the tour is all about people who only are there for Adam, Allison and Kris just because he won.

The others are cannon fodder and it shows in their "tweets."

I'm still laughing at Danny's tweet that he lost his glasses in the surf. Nerdlick!

siridolsucksalot
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 7:13 AM Reply with quote
Location: Basement of the Alamo

LMFAO. This happened to him at the TEXAS show of all places. He came out to wave goodbye to the fans and people just screamed "ADAM" at him. He got scared and ran back inside.

SenorPlaid
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 7:35 AM Reply with quote
I prefair VFTW Location: Living vicariously through myself

Geez, who knew that when you sold your soul to the devil it might not all turn out the way you hoped? Dumbass.

SC
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 11:48 AM Reply with quote

Danny's delusions are funny; Sarver's delusions are downright depressing.

Sarver quit his job because he thought he could make a career out of singing, didn't he? It's great to be optimistic and ambitious, but geez it's kind of important to be realistic about your chances too.

Tenth place doesn't put him on level with Adam, it puts him on level with EJ Day, Julia DeMato, Amy Adams, Jessica Sierra, Lisa Tucker, Chris Sligh, Chikezie. I think a couple of people who placed tenth or below have done travelling Broadway shows, and Chris Sligh's managed to sell some of his songs, but nobody from that level's gone on to become the next Carrie Underwood. Shoot, even winners haven't all gone on to become the next Carrie Underwood.

Yeah, Sarver needs to adjust his expectations and goals to more realistic levels and just appreciate what he's got and start to have fun because his depression's a downer.

JulianTheGreat1
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 12:29 PM Reply with quote

If you aren’t already doing so, you NEED to follow http://twitter.com/Sophias_Ghost on twitter. She constantly mocks Danny and Sarver’s Tweets! I know we’re all going to hell for enjoying it, but as if we weren’t going to hell already

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