Man Arrested in Connection With Alexis Cohen's Death

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, July 26, 2009 at 5:34 PM EST
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That was fast. According to the Asbury Park Press, Police arrested 23 year old Daniel Bark from Toms River, NJ in connection with Alexis Cohen's death. Bark is being charged with "causing Cohen's death by reckless driving and then leaving the scene of the collision." If he is convicted, Bark could receive 10-15 years in jail.


kywoman
Posted: 7/26/2009 at 7:48 PM Reply with quote
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Sorry to hear about Alexis Cohen's death. Each of us never know when are time is up. Always be good to everyone!

azurebird
Posted: 7/26/2009 at 9:18 PM Reply with quote
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Such a waste of a young life. I hope they throw the book at him!

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 1:11 AM Reply with quote
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<big>THIS MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF WATERY DRUNK SHIT SHOULD BE IN JAIL FOR HIS ENTIRE FUCKING PATHETIC LIFE FOR KILLING ALEXIS COHEN.

i hope he gets 10 million cocks shoved up his ass when he's in prison</big>

Jumptheshark
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 2:58 AM Reply with quote
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We down here speculate that the kid was drunk, hit Alexis, then, in the truest Shore drunk tradition, ran home to Mommy and Daddy (most likely Daddy, who probably lives in the Highlands, which is 40 miles north) to sober up and figure out what to do.

No wonder Jersey is the corrupt shithole of the country.

NikkiM1976
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 5:28 AM Reply with quote
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Wow...spend one weekend offline, log on and find that Glitter Girl died :(

RIP, Alexis.

I hope they throw the book at the jerk.

Boogerr
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 9:33 AM Reply with quote
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10-15 years? That's all?

The shitbag shoulg get at least 60.

obscurityknocking
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 1:12 PM Reply with quote
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Hang him, I say.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 4:55 PM Reply with quote
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I can so see Alexis giving this guy the finger and shouting 'Take it, take it, take it!' Alexis, you'll always be my favourite contestant of all time!

imin2film
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 5:51 PM Reply with quote
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As Comic Book Guy From The Simpsons Would Say about Mr Bark.. Biggest Douche Ever

sum1
Posted: 7/27/2009 at 11:11 PM Reply with quote
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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a life for a life.