Kara DioGuardi Will Be Back to Judge American Idol 9... She Sure Loves Punishment

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, July 30, 2009 at 3:19 PM EDT
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In a classic case of not knowing when to give up and save yourself the embarrassment, Kara DioGuardi has signed on to come back and judge season 9 of American Idol. Well, this oughta make America hate her even more. Maybe she'll actually learn to speak and read before the next season and not try to rely on her outdated looks and catch phrases about wanting to hump the contestants. Nah.

This just leaves Crybaby Abdul's contract up in the air. She has until a week from today to continue to pretend that she hasn't been signed yet for publicity before the taped auditions begin in December.


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T.J.
Posted: 7/30/2009 at 6:21 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

I personally can't wait to hear what trash will spew out of DioGuardi's hole that she calls her mouth. It should be fun.
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Smartie
Posted: 7/30/2009 at 7:33 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Let's take bets on how soon before she strips. I say she'll have taken it all off by week 6.

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joeyharmonic
Posted: 7/30/2009 at 7:41 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

Oh great: my Mute button will get worn out and I will have to get a new remote. On the plus side, we WILL have Dog-face to kick around for another season.

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rome
Posted: 7/30/2009 at 9:16 PM Reply with quote

well let's be honest. how many of us would turn down the chance to get millions of dollars for just telling people whether they suck or not.
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stingray11214
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 2:43 AM Reply with quote
Light of Idol's Doom Location: Brooklyn NY

Of course she is! She is Simon Fuller's/19E's girl. No way was she not coming back. Even if she wasn't, how many people would turn down millions to be an idiot on a stage?
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Panderer
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 5:10 AM Reply with quote
Location: United States

Or as Kara (the queen of misspeaking) would probably say:

I'm please to continue being the NINTH judge on the FOURTH season of American Idol.
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Panderer
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 5:10 AM Reply with quote
Location: United States

Or as Kara (the queen of misspeaking) would probably say:

I'm pleased to continue being the NINTH judge on the FOURTH season of American Idol.
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ecco6t9
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 6:14 AM Reply with quote

Woof!
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thepoohguy
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 6:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

I think the headline for this article is wrong. Shouldn't it read "Kara DioGuardi Will Be on Her Back to Judge American Idol 9... She Sure Loves Punishment"?
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empath
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 11:57 AM Reply with quote

personally i love her. this is the only way i differ from votefortheworsters. oh, yeah, and i think i hate danny more than ya all
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