Simon Cowell Can Never Insult Anyone Ever Again

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, July 31, 2009 at 5:36 PM EDT
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TMZ uncovered a video of Simon Cowell appearing on Top of the Pops in 1982 as Wonderdog. After this gem, Simon can't call anything "theme park" or dreadful ever again. This is 100 times worse than anything ever done on American Idol. Since Simon no longer has a sense of humor, he won't laugh about it at all. The Wonderdog song is 500 times worse than even helming the WWE soundtrack. So is Simon secretly a Worster at heart? Or will he just do anything for money?

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LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 6:29 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Location: Feh

Even his ridiculous costume had moobs.

Yep, here's the guy that gets paid a billion dollars per second! A furry Wonderdog. :D

SPOON
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 6:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: Location: Location:

Was this a show for children or is Simon a Furry Lifestyler?  If he is, that would explain a lot.  :c / <strong> </strong>

Sam_A1994
Posted: 7/31/2009 at 7:41 PM Reply with quote

i luv this vid Paula tweeted bout it a while ago the mirror in da u.k. had it on their site

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 8/1/2009 at 3:03 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

When Simon goes <em>Woof Woof</em>, he's talking about Kara.

T.J.
Posted: 8/1/2009 at 8:22 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

This is why I love TMZ.

jawajedi
Posted: 8/1/2009 at 10:03 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

I liked his musical influences, and thought the interview was hilarious. The song reminded me of other novelty songs back in the day, like cats and dogs doing Christmas carols.

gaziza
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 5:24 AM Reply with quote
Randy is fat

Hmm, Simon seems like he was a TOTP worster.

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 6:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: A nice, quiet pasture far, far away from Kristy.

Yo Simon, it was a little pitchy there, DAWG!

capture_lift
Posted: 8/3/2009 at 6:39 AM Reply with quote

hahahaha, priceless! xDD

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 8/3/2009 at 8:21 AM Reply with quote

As the old saying goes, those who can't do, teach.

And those who can't teach, become judges on reality shows.

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