Kris Allen Tries to Rent His Apartment, Might Be Recording With Daughtry

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, August 02, 2009 at 4:33 AM EDT
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Ah, the life of American Idol winner Kris Allen. He seems like a nice enough guy, but currently he's making two big profile mistakes that could hurt him in the long run. First, TMZ reports that he's trying to sublet his apartment in Cabot, Arkansas since he's currently touring and will then be living in Hollywood. Apparently Kris forgets that the frauen have lots of extra money and lots of extra time to be creepy. It shouldn't be long before a creepy 400 pound woman rents the place and does unemtnionable things to all of his stuff while he's gone. Second, MJ's Big Blog has a photo of Kris in a recording studio with Chris Daughtry. Daughtry's new album shouldn't sell anywhere near what his last one did, so he's on a downward spiral. Don't get caught in that Kris. Kelly Clarkson almost made that mistake, but thankfully somehow got out of it. So what's the summary here? Kris, don't rent your apartment to a frau and don't record with Daughtry if you want any kind of career.

T.J.
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 5:41 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

Could you imagine all of the things that will never be clean again if a frauen get hold of Kris's apartment?

frenchsilk
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 5:52 AM Reply with quote

is he serious? first of all, he'd have stuff stolen if he rented his apartment out. there would also be tons of parties and crap, where more stuff would be stolen. and kris allen &; daughtry? that would neverr work. they are different styles of music, and it would neverr sell. i think kris is still trying to figure out this whole famous thing, and he deffinatly needs to work things out and think things through, because it does not seem like he's making great decisions so far....

Boogerr
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 10:01 AM Reply with quote

Hahahah xD

Kris's going to have to call a priest as soon as the creepy woman who rents out that place is done with her business.

jimelko
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 4:02 PM Reply with quote

When one sublets an apartment does not mean they are leaving all their belongings it just means they are letting someone take over their lease for the balance of the lease, the biggist danger is that that person does not pay the rent or leaves it damaged then you are liable for for the rent and damages then you can go after the person you sublet it to. I have sublet my apartments twice in my life never left furniture or belongings

leelee25
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 4:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Orlando

It says fully furnished- and only $600 a month! Maybe they'll buy a new house and new furniture with all the millions of dollars he'll get from winning AI...

jimelko
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 4:15 PM Reply with quote

My bad !I just read the TMZ article it does says furnished , what the hec is he thinking

mizclara
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 5:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere south of Canada

TMZ....if you're gonna' try and pretend to report the news, at least get it right. Kris is from Conway, not Cabot.

Smartie
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 10:01 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Kris's moobs are bigger than PWE's!

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 8/2/2009 at 10:12 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Not only get a priest to clear the frauen demons, but he is going to have to fumigate the place.

mmdbaker
Posted: 8/3/2009 at 4:20 AM Reply with quote

Kris was a substitute teacher in Cabot, AR before Idol. My cousin had him as a sub. And $600 a month is pretty typical there. There are some good people there, but frauen abound too.

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