Victoria Beckham to Guest Judge on Idol

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, August 06, 2009 at 4:56 AM EDT
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Rumors have been going around that Victoria Beckham (aka Posh Spice) was going to replace Paula Abdul as the 4th judge on Idol. Thankfully, that only seems to be half true. Victoria has been called upon just to guest judge in at least 2 episodes, according to The Mirror. We don't need a 4th judge, Idol, so you better keep her as a guest. Or just do the right thing and fire Randy and Kara. No one cares about them.

aardwolf
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 7:34 AM Reply with quote

Maybe they can have Tom Cruise show up on the show, and he can jump over the big red couches.

empath
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 8:13 AM Reply with quote

wow! a bitch judging bitches. almost poetic

fcktoob2009
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 8:50 AM Reply with quote
Location: Ryan's Closet

Come to think of it, she isn't much different than Paula. She can't sing but she can dance.

frenchsilk
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 8:53 AM Reply with quote

they're also considering katy perry. and they say they deffinatly want a fourth judge =/

poochie
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 9:05 AM Reply with quote

FOX just said that they want to find a permanent replacement for Paula.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090806/ap_en_tv/us_tv_american_idol

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 10:21 AM Reply with quote

Half my reason for watching this mess was to see Pauler slur and slobber her way through her unique deconstruction of the english language.

There's only one female I can think of who can give us the entertainment value we look for in Pauler's stead. I propose Tatiana Del Toro as new judge.

T.J.
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 12:07 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

Apparently, being a member of a crappy girl-band that lasted for only a few years qualifies you to be a judge on American Idol. Figures. Check out this link of her on dickipedia, a website devoted to pissing-off people who are dicks. Simon has a page on the site too.

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=David_and_Victoria_Beckham

kerryb
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 12:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: New York City

How many trashy British accents do we have to listen to on these equally crappy shows? Since when coming from Great Britain automatically qualifies someone as a good judge. I can't think of anyone that is trying harder to be a fabulous celebrity than that former Spice Girl. She looks like a mean bitch and only if she played herself would that nasty talentless mess trying to win us over by being in our faces everywhere we look, be the least bit interesting. At least her husband earns his money, he kicks a ball around for 2 hours each day and gets millions. Rant over.

Smartie
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 12:41 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

So we take Paula, who actually wrote music, and choreographed her own stuff, and replace her with a plastic puppet who can't sing or dance, to judge performers? Interesting......

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 8/6/2009 at 2:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

Why didn't they just add a ballon on a broomstick tothe panel. It would look just like Beckham and would probably provide more interesting commentary.

PS. TJ, thanks for the dickipedia link. How did I live without this site?

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