Aww, look at little Katy. Isn't she precious? She wants us to believe that her opinions regarding this year's crop of clueless famewhores will be taken seriously. She even wants us to think Simon Cowell will give her the time of day, much less raise his hairy Sasquatch arm to high-five her every three minutes.

Ohhhh, she's just SO precious. Like, I totally wanna rip off her head and hang it from my rear view mirror!

I completely agree with ohjeez...

I love Lily Allen and she would be the best judge ever! She would not take shit (did you see her reaction to Susan Boyle??) and she would mess up the live episodes with her constant swearing! and she would recognize real talent!

Sigh. Too bad it will probably never happen.

ROFL, wow this season of AI is going to be a disaster. It's gonna be fun to watch the train wreck.

RPW that happened to Castro, not Whoevia.

Oh, did someone forget to tell Katy that the judges don't really decide who gets through?

Who is Katy Perry? Seriously.