There is nothing in this world as bad as an ugly drag queen. More foundation!! We can still see the pock marks on his cheeks.

So this is why he doesn't meet with fans after the shows. Adam is too busy browing the Lane Bryant catalog for clothing.

Wow his hair is all "My name is Gumby, Dammit !!!"

Ironically if you google the female body part that sounds like Dolores, like in that Seinfeld episode, you get images very similar to this.

OMG!! REALLY BAD!! I actually had an UGLY blue puffy winter coat like that in the 80s, but they were actually IN back then!!! NOT COOL, Adam *shakes head* NOT COOL, BOY! WHAT were you thinking????!!!!!!!????!!!! Conehead Star Wars Snakes on a Plane Just bad taste!! Your handlers are giving you BAD advice!!! Run away......run away....run away...................

HAHA! Is that a vibrator in your hand or are you just happy to see me???!!!!!! Adam must have already bent over and had it used on him, because with that outfit, he was F***ed!!!!

The Michelin Tire man of Glam Rock! http://www.tireproautomotive.com/Assets/Images/TheMichelinMan.jpg