Ryan Seacrest Stands on a Box To Make Up for Lack of Height

Posted by againstallodds on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 4:47 AM EDT
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JustJared has pictures of Ryan Seacrest standing on a box while filming a segment for E! in Boston over the weekend. The guy's tiny, but standing on a box is a pretty old school way to make someone look taller. But hey, if it works... Now we just need clothing that doesn't make Kara DioGuardi look trashy, a vocabulary that doesn't make Randy Jackson sound unintelligent, and cigarettes that don't make Simon Cowell smell like a cheap British ashtray and the Idol world will be at peace (the Paula Abdul liquor jokes are too easy).

By the way, in case you're wondering, Ryan is about 5'7". He says he's 5'9" but he's a liar. A short, short liar.


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espo369
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 5:23 AM Reply with quote

I feel bad for the box. :(((((.

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ilovebacon
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 6:14 AM Reply with quote

They need to show this on The Soup- Joel would have a field day!
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dafeedil
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 6:58 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

Awww, how cute. Now he's just about tall enough to give Simon a bj.
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blink
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 7:40 AM Reply with quote
Location: New Jersey

He's barely 5'7! He has to be like 5'6. I met him last year when I auditioned in NYC. When I stood up from my chair, he was just slightly taller than me but barely and I'm 5'5.
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CUNextTuesday
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 8:30 AM Reply with quote
Location: freakville

Aw, lookit the widdle monkey-man. Him so tiny and cute!
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Thede Vilthatiam
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 9:33 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the bowels of the Earth

Ryan Seacrest and Christian Finnegan should make babies together.

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fcktoob2009
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 10:53 AM Reply with quote
Location: Ryan's Closet

I don't notice how short he is when he is face down while I'm burying my bone.
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Undirtied
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 1:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: bored shitless with S9 so far

Hahahahahahaha. I second showing this on The Soup.

I guess the shoe lifts weren't cutting it anymore. maybe he's shrinking.
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badger
Posted: 8/19/2009 at 8:09 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tulsa, Okla,

I don't think he would stand on the box out of insecurity or whatever... my guess is there's a Ford or AT&;T logo in the background that could only be perfectly centered if he was a little bit taller... or a giant Coke bottle... or a promo for GLEE! OMG GLEE! GLEE GLEE GLEE! ARE YOU A GLEEk? Argh, so sick of that show even though it isn't out yet.
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fcktoob2009
Posted: 8/19/2009 at 11:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: Ryan's Closet

Badger - Back when he was just a radio DJ on Star 98, he was in a segment on the KTLA morning news with then traffic reporter Jennifer York.

They were in front of a concert venue talking about ticket sales or some crap. Ryan was being his typical d**k self and giving Jennifer a rough time. Finally, she told the cameraman to pan back. Dumb a** was standing on the curb and making her stand in the street so it wouldn't be so obvious how short he was.

I wish that clip would surface on YouTube.
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