Adam Lambert Doesn't Want You to Throw Dildos At Him While He Performs

Posted by againstallodds on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 10:19 AM EDT
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At about 2:15 in this video, you can see someone throw a dildo at Adam Lambert while he performs on the Idol tour. Adam then kicks it back into the crowd. Listen up, frauen. Stop throwing shit at the Idols while they perform. Seriously. No one wants your stuff.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 10:37 AM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

I am glad that Adam did that. There are kids that go to the shows and idiot frauen think it is 'cute' to throw nasty shit at Madam.

Security should've escorted that idiot frauen out of the concert...after being tazered and clubbed like a seal of course, just for good measure.

SayNoToPaula
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 10:54 AM Reply with quote
Trying to become comfortably numb Location: Fleet Street

But will they nab the dildo tosser? Dildogate! At least something exciting happened at one of AI's concerts. Madam needs to throw away or fumigate those shoes. God knows where that dildo has been...or where it's going. *shudders*

fcktoob2009
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 10:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: Ryan's Closet

The hotel cleaning lady was just trying to return the dildo she found in his bed.

Glambert4Life
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 11:26 AM Reply with quote

Hahaha it gave him an extra spark of energy when he saw it! ;) Honestly though I'd get pissed if people threw shit AT me too... it hit him in the ankle kinda hard. But anywho, at least we know he's not lying about needing to rest his voice... he's singing this song in a lower key, and his high notes sound kinda pooey. But he's probably still using that as an excuse to dodge the frauen!

FenderBender
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 12:13 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Well, THAT was seizure-inducing!!!

Hey, the Cleveland Browns could use a new kicker. I hope they saw this.

Aren't the lyrics supposed to be,

WAAAAAYYYYYY down inside!!

WOMAAAANNNN, you need me!!

Lambert sang, BABY you need me.

Red_Parka
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 12:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: =D

Well applause to him. I'd hate to have that disgusting sweaty thing thrown at me. Bras, panties, dildos- the frauen really are dilusional.

Ceru
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 1:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: FL

Hahaa! That was awesome! Boy, he really sent that thing a-flying from his pointy-tipped shoe, didn't he?

Well, what did the thrower think he was gonna do with it??

...

Wait, don't answer that.

Dr. Doogie
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 1:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

Hmmm... That wasn't sweat.

strawman
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 1:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

Led Zeppelin? Sort of like an anti-Pat Boone covering Little Richard.

Red_Parka
Posted: 8/18/2009 at 2:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: =D

"Hmmm... That wasn't sweat."

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AHHHHHHH!!!

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