Studio 57: Truly brilliant observations may be obvious to the rest of us once made, however it takes a genius to be the first to realize what is staring the rest of us in the face. You, sir, are one of those geniuses. Britney for Idol! Idol for Britney! One can only imagine Simon's contempt for her, even as he has to suck it up in public. Of course, she's so frickin' rich I doubt even she has been able to piddle it all away, and they probably couldn't pay her what she demands. But we can dream, we can dream.

They got the wrong Joe...They need Joe Jackson. Instead of dead wife pimping, we can have dead son pimping. On the plus side, he would probably get angry enough to smack around constestants (or Kara).