Adam Lambert Is Going To The Same Sears Portrait Studio as Gaspy

Posted by againstallodds on Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 10:47 AM EDT
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Apparently Adam Lambert goes to the same portrait studio as Gaspy and has horribly cheesy pictures taken of him. How is it that he's doing all the right things to ensure his career never gets off the ground? Ditching meet and greets. Recording a genre of music no one cares about. Taking these pictures. Adam, honestly, whoever is managing you... fire them. Even you can do better than this. (Photos via MJ's Big Blog)

Smartie
Posted: 8/20/2009 at 12:14 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

BWAHAHAHAH! I had no idea he was going into stand up comedy!

Fockery
Posted: 8/20/2009 at 12:51 PM Reply with quote

He did say he's ridiculous and "WTF" sometimes.

SayNoToPaula
Posted: 8/20/2009 at 1:49 PM Reply with quote
Trying to become comfortably numb Location: Fleet Street

All that's missing is the fake snow or mountain background and you got yourself a Sears portrait. Did they give him a lolly when he was through. Seriously, these photos are baaaaddddd. Like Z list. Fails as a diva. *laughs a lot*

Adamglambert6
Posted: 8/20/2009 at 2:52 PM Reply with quote

what the hell is up with that hat?

and in the first picture it looks like he's doing the beyonce single ladies dance.

Hey single ladies. Leave Adam alone XD

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 8/20/2009 at 3:20 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

That one in the box is just sad... and appropriate.

cynmac
Posted: 8/20/2009 at 5:48 PM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

So sad when you see the archetypes of your youth recycled this way. He is totally stealing from the 80's.

Top Left - Vogue, strike a pose

Top Right - Interview with a Vampire, I want to suck your... you know or maybe Adam Ant

Bottom Left - Thompson Twins, alone

Bottom Right - I seem to remember George Michael in a similar pose

Maybe he's thinking the kids won't know he's derivative and the frau will be nostalgic. Or maybe he's not thinking at all...

d. b. cooper
Posted: 8/20/2009 at 7:06 PM Reply with quote

Toast, this guy is. Corny, fake, soulless, take your pick.

Malaysian Diva
Posted: 8/20/2009 at 8:19 PM Reply with quote

Damn. These pics are just absurd. The worst I've ever seen. It's not even humorous any more.

I can sort of pity the poor lonely, tortured bastard.

sort of, anyway.

GialloGuy
Posted: 8/21/2009 at 12:51 AM Reply with quote

Now now, Smartie. I do standup and would never pose like that.

Dee Funkt
Posted: 8/21/2009 at 1:09 AM Reply with quote

My first thought at the upper left pic was also "Vogue" then I realized the lower left made me think of Madonna's "Human Nature" video. So I decided to do a pic search of Madonna, and one of the first ones that came up was this one that might also look rather familiar.

Methinks someone now believes he is Madonna.

Look for his next photoshoot to rip off Cher.

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