Danny Gokey is Going Country

Posted by againstallodds on Tuesday, August 25, 2009 at 9:14 AM EDT
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Danny Gokey tells Entertainment Weekly in an Idolatry interview that the direction he's taking for his album is to record country music. Now, some country music fans will buy just about any formulaic crap put out (see: Carrie Underwood), but we can't think of any way Gokey can legitimize himself as a country artist. Country music fans are also some of the harshest critics, and if they think Gokey's a fake, he's gonna get an earful. This is why we are happy he chose country music: the new few months should be hilarious!

strawman
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 9:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

So he's a 'christian' being interviewed by a site calling itself 'idolatry', and he'll be singing 'country' that doesn't sound like 'country' but it's 'country' because of the message. And I suppose that message would be: Idolize me! What a douchebag.

Myndrunner
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 10:08 AM Reply with quote
ass

I don't think there is supposed to be an O in this kind of Cuntry!

on the edge
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 10:14 AM Reply with quote
...of Glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth Location: Progressive in the South with a FUCKTON of shoes.

Not to be some kind of defender of Carrie Underwood, but I think Carrie was always a country artist and never tried to "capitalize" on some perceived country vibe. Heck she would have been just as popular as a pop artist.

Douchekey on the other hand is a total fucking pretender and the country community will see that. Knowing two Rascal Flatts songs is not the same thing...especially when you've essentially said in the press that a country career is a "last resort."

Fuck you Gokey. You're not worthy to lick George Strait's boots.

vftwkim
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 11:40 AM Reply with quote
Location: behind you

can't wait to see him line dance to songs about dead people

t-mo
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 2:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: Looking for a magic rainbow (I hate those friggin' things)

He'll be about as successful as Jessica Simpson. If only a huge country audience could make him cry,too!!!eleventy!!1 Maybe they should record a duet!

T.J.
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 4:48 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

So Gokey is going to be singing the same genre that gave us Reba and Taylor Swift. That should be interesting.

Lambert FTW
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 5:59 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjayaland

vftwkim: your comment made my day.

i can't say i didn't see this coming. he sang two rascal flatts song (back-to-back, i might add,) at the concert. he's such a douchebag. he's not even from the south, is he?

standalone
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 6:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: in a pile of chocolate chip cookies

Douchebag'll never be the next Bucky Covington.

Smartie
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 6:28 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

VFTWKim wins :D

sum1
Posted: 8/25/2009 at 8:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

Alexis Grace made the same mistake. They should both fail joyfully (for us).

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