Michael Castro makes me sad.

His brother stood out because he had a silly haircut. It actually flattered him, though.

Now, we have the younger Castro trying to figure out how he'll make himself noticed. Overcompensating, as younger siblings do, he goes not just for a even more bizarre haircut than Jason, but adds ridiculous eyeglasses, too. Imagine taking the worst stylistic choices of his brother and combining them with the affectations of Danny Gokey. It makes one's blood run cold.

It really doesn't work. The haircut is ugly and screams Look At Me. The glasses overpower his face and appear kind of feminine - like he stole his grandma's readers. Like I said, it's just kind of sad.

Poor thing.

Love that they say "you might recognize the last name because his brother..." NO we recognize the name because he tried out last year and failed. Failed like his skunk 'do.

Gads, all kinds of barf here.

Did he smash a marble cake on top of his head?

Not only do we get Castrodouche, we also get Kara Diodouche and a Jonas brother.

And then on top of that, is Dafeeodil's avatar. (Browns fan, cough cough). We've been the Stoolers bitches for as long as I can remember. Come to think of it, the Clownies are pretty much everyone's bitch.

Anyways, that was one of the worst videos I've seen in a long time. Thanks for ruining my day.

I like how they put in a random pretty girl for a split second (about 10 seconds in) so they'd be able to use her for the thumbnail.

Kara is so homely. ^_^

I figured out who this guy reminds me of. Alice the Goon from the old Popeye cartoons. If I knew how to photochop, I'd be all over that.

lol, FenderBender. I actually have a "Browns Suck" avatar. I won't use it, tho, out of respect for you and your pansy ass team ;) (I'll wait til the season starts, haha)

is it michael or michelle castro??

dumb ass fuker

oh btw

i went to idol concert in pittsburgh, pa sat night

whata lame ass concert

i had 2 get lil buzzed

had 6 beers, at 7 bucks a pop

when megan came out

i stood n yelled

everyone round me looked at me like a was fukin crazy

dumb asses

adam got biggest yells

but

he suked

the crowd was dullest ive ever seen at a concert

puke

He isn't trying to emulate his brother. He's trying to be the love child of Croakey &; Madame. Madame's hair and makeup, Croakley's glasses and general douchery.

Slambolt - best *** review *** ever !!!!

Daffedil - I would invite you to a smak session in the football thread, but the problem is, I can't rebut to your calling the Brownies a pansy-ass team, because at this point, you're right. The Browns should be the NFL darlings of VFTW.

Gawd, I hope Marblecake Top makes it to the voting rounds. He'll be such an easy target, and should provide us laughs for years to come (or at least til he gets booted).