Kara DioGuardi's Version of "No Boundaries"

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, August 30, 2009 at 10:41 AM EDT
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Looking for attention, Kara DioGuardi sings a version of her own crappy song, No Boundaries. Is she really that oblivious about the suckiness of the song that she thinks this will help people like her in any way at all? (Source: MJ's Big Blog)

SPOON
Posted: 8/30/2009 at 12:08 PM Reply with quote
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You know, now that I listen to her interpretation, I have to say the song epitomizes all that is wrong with the music industry today.  What a formulaic sweetheart* she is.

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 *And by sweetheart, I mean cunt.  :heaves

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Boogerr
Posted: 8/30/2009 at 12:16 PM Reply with quote

I actually think it sounds pretty good.

But the whole time I was singing-

"There are no stanndaarrdsssss"

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t-mo
Posted: 8/30/2009 at 12:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: Looking for a magic rainbow (I hate those friggin' things)

For me, for you, Dawgface, well, you really tried to make it your own. Wait, it is your own. Duuude. Not great. Seriously, Kara, you know you're my Dawgface, but that didn't have that Kara swagger that I love, dude. Just ok for me, dawgface. Oh, and you're a dumbshit, too.

KaraIsATardi
Posted: 8/30/2009 at 2:50 PM Reply with quote
Location: Milwaukee, Wi.

OK,Shocking,the beginning wasn't bad,Then she went TOO LOW,like a man,YIKES,Then she "hit" the high note ,and she sounded EXACTLY like she did in the early 80s video of her family making her sing bad showtunes. BAAAHHH! OUCH!!! BAAARRRRFFF!

T.J.
Posted: 8/30/2009 at 3:22 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

I laughed my ass off hearing Kara DildoGuardi's version of this song. It's songs like these that are making me hate pop music. And why did they show a picture of her chest? Does the person who collaborated this video actually think she's got game?

GraniteRabbit
Posted: 8/30/2009 at 5:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: Raleigh

Nope. Kris gave it back so she recorded it for the loser sendoff dirge. Beats last year's trashing of Home Sweet Home.

Craptastic
Posted: 8/30/2009 at 7:13 PM Reply with quote

I made it halfway through before I started tasting puke in my throat and had to pull the plug. Fucking awful piece of shit song, and the way she sings it is horrible, with her staged nasally whiny low notes and barely hit high notes that she seems to think makes her a "singer". We all know this bitch has no business judging singers, and this waste of bandwidth proves it.

6wire
Posted: 8/30/2009 at 10:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: west coast

This might do ok in the country market with some pedal steel, violin and telecaster licks. The tune is really hard to sing, which killed it on Idol. Here, with Pro Tools polishing the pitch to perfection, it's passable. But I really don't care for preachy lyrics...and there are boundaries.

Disillusioned-and-Disturbed
Posted: 8/31/2009 at 1:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

That's what's wrong with society today dammit, there are not enough boundaries so people go ape shit all the time.. gawd I sound like my father.. *shudder*

Leslie_Obsessed
Posted: 8/31/2009 at 1:46 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canonsburg

Ugh, they played this song incessantly where I used to work.

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