In a Bad Business Move, 19 Signs Danny Gokey

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, September 01, 2009 at 6:23 PM EDT
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USA Today is announcing that Danny Gokey was signed to 19 Recordings/RCA Nashville, meaning the entire top 4 was signed to a record label that has ties with Idol. Sony Music Nashville chairman Joe Galante reacted to the deal by saying, "We absolutely love Danny. We haven't had anybody like that (in country) since Ronnie Milsap or T. Graham Brown." Ronnie Milsap and T. Graham Brown reacted by gathering a violent mob to burn down the Sony Music Nashville headquarters. No word yet on if there were any survivors.

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Smartie
Posted: 9/1/2009 at 7:36 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Let's see if he can shift more than 378 units.

Harpy
Posted: 9/1/2009 at 7:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

Pardon?

<i>"We absolutely love Danny. We haven't had anybody like that (in country) since Ronnie Milsap or T. Graham Brown."</i>

<img src="http://i25.tinypic.com/j0e6gk.png"> x a billion.

empath
Posted: 9/1/2009 at 11:11 PM Reply with quote

Santa Maria! this is one of the signs of the Apocalypse. what's next, Adam becoming straight?

slambolt
Posted: 9/1/2009 at 11:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: west vagina

ronnie who?

tg graham who?

no hits n past 100 years

my point exactly

this fuktard will b history in few years max

aint nobody in country gonna waste their time with this fat hoG

SUMBODY PLEASE SIGN MEGAN

AND HER HOTTIE BROTHER

))))))))))))

knowsbetter
Posted: 9/2/2009 at 12:42 AM Reply with quote

YESSSSSSSS! Danny got signed!!!!!!! All's right with the world!!!!! Oh, except here, I'm so sorry for you:(

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 9/2/2009 at 1:09 AM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Gokey puts the CUNT in cuntry.

Studio 57
Posted: 9/2/2009 at 1:34 AM Reply with quote

I love y'all at VFTW, but I believe the press release announcing Mr. Gokey's recent record deal has been misstated here.

19 Recordings/RCA Nashville are two separate and distinct entities. The confusion resulted from a misreading of Sony Music Nashville's chairman Joe Galante, which, in full, went like this:

"We absolutely love Danny. We haven't had anybody like that (in country) since Ronnie Milsap or T. Graham Brown. For good reason! Who's been clamoring for the next Ronnie Milsap or T. Graham Brown? Who, for that matter, even knows who T. Graham Brown is? Let's face it, I'll be surprised if Gokey's suckfest sells even 19 recordings!"

I hope this clears up any misunderstanding about Mr. Galante's comments.

PS: Celebrity impersonation of Mr. Galante played by Paula ("Oh my lord why did I quit the one good gig I'll ever get what the hell was I thinking damn that happy juice what am I going to do now I'll work for fish";) Abdul.

SeanMuldoon
Posted: 9/2/2009 at 4:27 AM Reply with quote

Gokey from Muskogee

They'll change the lyrics for this asswipe

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;

We don't take our trips on LSD

We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;

We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,

A place where even squares can have a ball

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';

We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;

We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,

Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,

A place where even squares can have a ball.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,

And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;

Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.

Football's still the roughest thing on campus,

And the kids here still respect the college dean.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,

In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

Tricia1
Posted: 9/2/2009 at 4:33 AM Reply with quote

Can't imagine ever buying a Gokey single or cd. This is the most boring and annoying of the AI 8 group. Still think he belongs in Christian Music, where no style and awful looks don't matter. He will eventually be self producting his CDs and 19 Recording/RCA Nashville will be kicking themselves for ever signing him.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 9/2/2009 at 5:48 AM Reply with quote
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Who the HELL are Ronnie Milsap and T. Graham Brown?

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