Jordin Sparks is Photoshopped to All Hell in a Milk Ad

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, September 08, 2009 at 4:49 PM EDT
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It doesn't even look like her with all the airbrushing. At least they kept her mustache.

penguins_and_paradigms
Posted: 9/8/2009 at 5:10 PM Reply with quote

She looks like a fat Paula Abdul.

capture_lift
Posted: 9/8/2009 at 6:43 PM Reply with quote

WTF, they make her look like Beyonce.

Slacking
Posted: 9/8/2009 at 7:58 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Los Estados Unidos

Bitch belongs in a Cattlefield

strawman
Posted: 9/8/2009 at 8:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

She looks a little bit like The Man Who Laughs.

kenny94
Posted: 9/8/2009 at 8:49 PM Reply with quote

She looks A LOT better than that fatty douche Nick Mitchell.

badger
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 2:45 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tulsa, Okla,

Stunt double Jordin - the one that's thinner and has straighter hair... even if it's getting blown back

johnnywang57
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:12 AM Reply with quote

I think Jordin looks kind of cute normally, but that is some freaky nightmarish shit straight from the Uncanny Valley. Jordin's face has never been that freakily angular...that is one horrifying photoshop. I don't even think we can blame Jordin for this one.

godudette
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 7:18 AM Reply with quote

Never would have even known it was her if her freaking name wasn't beside the picture.

sum1
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 2:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vote For The Worst's Home page, VFTW, 96778

Who the HELL is that?

(sarcasm)

crazytom
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 8:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

The earrings are hers.

The body, the hair, the skin tone, the dress, the drink all belong to someone else though.

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