Ellen DeGeneres is the 4th Judge on Idol, She's Replacing Paula Abdul

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, September 09, 2009 at 3:59 PM EDT
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Ellen DeGeneres just twittered that she is the new 4th judge on American Idol, Paula Abdul's permanent replacement. NO! While we like Ellen, she's no Paula. We want a drunken mess who judges songs before they happen. We want a belligerent pill popper who falls out of her seat crying when the resident boy toy is kicked off the show. We want someone who lets people draw mustaches on her face in crayon. Ellen is none of this. You hear that, DeGeneres? Even though you haven't done anything to upset us yet, you better watch out since you're replacing our beloved Pauler. This is just a travesty. A travesty. Here is the closest thing we could find to a picture of Ellen looking drunk. It's not even close. Boo.

American Idol confirmed it. Dammit.

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Ashe57
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Sac-town

Ok I have to say this first, you can't even spell even right. That's pretty sad.

And now, the real comment: I like Ellen. She is awesome. I bet she will do well on American Idol, you know. She played Dory for Christ's sake!!! And she will probably be loose and fun, and balance out the douchebaggery with her awesome personality. But who knows for right now, all we can do is hope for the best for us :)

mcsbball23
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:10 PM Reply with quote

well this is my take on it

ellens the most serious person in the celebrity world if she says something like this its definitely NOT a joke...

(for those wondering yes that was sarcastic)

but seriously knowing ellen shes just kidding around bein funny and trying to get some rumors stirred up lol

Princess Cruiser
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Nowhere

There goes the neighborhood.

Dr. Heckle - Ms. Hyde
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:13 PM Reply with quote

Can she replace Kara too?

Undirtied
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: bored shitless with S9 so far

Ellen's cool, but for the most part, she's not funny. Basically if it's a season of listening to her make lame jokes while judging, it's going to be torture.

Lint_Licker
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

Ellen in her talk show format is great. As a stand-up I thought she was ok. As an actress she's awful.

Not sure that she can fill Paula's drunken shoes. Then again she had that meltdown a while ago about a dog so, here's hoping.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=za76HcGordY

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:39 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Simon won't be the only one banging the female contestants anymore.

TeeVeeViewer
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: Indiana

Great. Now we have an unfunny, sad-eyed lesbian instead of a drunken "Pauler." Too bad A.I. couldn't get Rosie or someone less-talented, but just as nuts.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 4:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: IMMA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

ew

thefunnystone
Posted: 9/9/2009 at 5:03 PM Reply with quote
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Countdown until we're called homophobic for not liking Ellen as a judge.

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