Jordan has been the most VFTW member of the Big Brother cast all season (besides divalicious Chima). She can't tell time (above), she sucks at every competition, and she only never went home because everyone knew they could beat her since she's so dim. Now she's in the top 3 and has a real shot at winning. Of course, VFTW should help to make that happen. So go to CBS.com and vote for Jordan to win in each of the final 2 matchups that she could be in. Why? Because the only thing funnier than a hillbilly who can't tell time is a hillbilly with $500,000.
Jordan's a lock to win America's vote. The show's fans clearly love her -- they were cheering her on during tonight's live competition. VFTW could throw its support behind either Kevin or Natalie, and Jordan would still win in a landslide.
Clearly she may be even dimmer than Jessica Simpson &; Kellie Pickler put together. More so since I'm guessing she can't sing so she's toast once her looks leave her.
I remember struggling through a half an episode of this show when it first came on. It was like pooping shards of glass. If I watched, I'd vote, but since I don't....