Paula Abdul Says She Approves of Ellen DeGeneres

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, September 11, 2009 at 4:39 AM EDT
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In a move to save face, poor Paula Abdul tweets that she is happy that Ellen DeGeneres is the new Idol judge that is replacing her:

I think Ellen will b a gr8 judge on Idol. She is wildly funny, talented and I wish her the best of luck!

We know Paula must be pissed off, but don't worry. A few more pills and she'll be airing her real feelings soon. Miss ya, Paula!


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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 9/11/2009 at 9:09 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Poor Pauler. Maybe if she's really really nice, they will ask her back someday.
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dafeedil
Posted: 9/11/2009 at 10:38 AM Reply with quote

^I know, F.A.G., I kinda feel sorry for Paula. I wonder how much Ellen is getting paid? If it's more than what they offered Paula then that sucks. I've always had a soft spot for Paula and her heavily medicated antics. Heavy sigh. I don't hate Ellen, but it's going to be strange to have her as a judge.
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well im pissed off
Posted: 9/11/2009 at 6:43 PM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

I approve of Paula saying she approves of Ellen. Paula is always helping others. So nice, really.
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standalone
Posted: 9/11/2009 at 10:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: in a pile of chocolate chip cookies

I have no pity for Paula. She was fun to mock, but useless and a liability to the show. Paula dug her own hole, after she bitched about the producers on the talk shows last fall. Kara failed as the obvious replacement. Hopefully, Ellen will entertaining. Guaranteed... Paula will be forgotten by the end of this season.
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Craptastic
Posted: 9/12/2009 at 7:07 AM Reply with quote

Gone are the days of eagerly anticipating Pauler's drugged out comments and general delirium. That's one thing, but beyond that, her replacement with Ellen gives the female contestants a decided advantage, as no one on the new panel will be able to see any unique sex appeal that might exist in the male singers.

Ellen: Lesbian, obvious; attraction only to females.

Randy: Most likely straight; attraction only to females.

Simon: Homophobic in the truest sense of the word; if attracted to a male, will subconsciously rebel against it by consciously dissing the contestant.

Kara: Doesn't count; she'd fuck a tin can if it had a penis.
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gaziza
Posted: 9/12/2009 at 10:45 AM Reply with quote
Randy is fat

I still think Pauler will turn up on X-Factor whenever Cowell gets around to getting it on US TV.
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Van Dergraaf
Posted: 9/14/2009 at 7:53 AM Reply with quote

If Pauler called DeGeneres wildly funny and talented, she must have been more wasted than usual.
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Roostah
Posted: 9/14/2009 at 11:16 AM Reply with quote
Location: Hillsboro, NH

Hey all..... I will miss Paula as well. Some (ok, most) of her comments were confusing at best, unintelligable at worst.

However, Ellen should bring some humor to the judging, and her technical knowledge is as good as Paula's.

I guess Paula's agent should have not taken the hard line in negotiations??

Roostah
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jimifunguzz
Posted: 9/16/2009 at 2:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: United States

I am not a wordologist, but I noticed a few things in Paula's tweet. Saying "gr8" instead of spelling out "great" is like saying..."ehhh, she is really not so great." And saying "b" instead of spelling out "be" is like calling Ellen a b*tch. Anywho, there is a suggestion for a better replacement for Paula in this article here:http://jviz.blogspot.com/2009/09/obama-on-kanye-west-ellen-on-idol-abba.html
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