Adam Lambert Fans Enjoy Meaningless Victories

Did you hear? Adam Lambert was #2 on the Amazon.com best seller list with a pre-sale his album. This means... well, next to nothing because very few people pre-buy albums on Amazon. But according to Adam's delusional fans, otherwise known as the Sparkle Cows, this is the most incredible news in the history of music. Some of the comments:

"I am definitely a huge Beatles crazy fan, and have had all their albums for years and years. I'm feeling similar excitement for Adam"

"Adam is the most current worldwide iconic rockgod star this planet has ever seen! The Album, holy smokes, I already ordered 2 and the thing isn't even finished yet, no title and no picture!"

"Soon everyone will be strutting to the beat as Adam takes over the airwaves. It has been a long time since a musical phenomenon has occured, and we are long overdue."

But then one Sparkle Cow is angry that Adam's official site didn't publicize this trivial piece of knowledge sooner, giving us a glimpse into the entertainment value of angry Adam fans:

"Seriously,why AdamOfficial is the LAST to know EVERYTHING? Yeah,that article was put up there HOURS ago and about 4 hours ago Adam had already regained No2 on Amazon, so I am just wondering why the Adam team hasn't set out the news quicker. And since not every Adam fan, or to be precise, potential album buyers refresh their google "Adam Lambert:" search every five minutes, a newsletter informing people about the pre-order would be very beneficial. I mean, not a lot of people check fansites everyday, but most people check their email inbox daily. So, I really hope the team (management) can do its best to promote Adam to the world."

Here's a hint. Guess who else hit #1 in Amazon presales, and it ended up amounting to next to nothing (Scroll down to comment 14)? Yep, Adam Lambert will face a similar fate to Clay Aiken when his fans kill off his career by being overzealous and pissing off everyone by over-requesting his songs, yelling at his management, starting letter writing campaigns to anyone who would mock him, etc. It'll be a funny ride, so grab some popcorn.