Jason Castro Embarks on Mall Tour, Thinks It's the 1980's

Posted by againstallodds on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 4:16 AM EDT
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For some reason, Jason Castro wants to be the next Tiffany, so his label is sending him on a mall tour. That's not the sad part. The concerts are all free, so the greedy Cash-ho family won't even be making any money off of it. Beasty sad. Because we know no one is actually interested in attending even a free mall performance, above is a video of Jason playing a terrible song at the Gap so you know what you're not missing.


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strawman
Posted: 9/30/2009 at 4:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

A little piece of me feels sorry for him. After all, he is a human being with feelings isn't he? Can somebody confirm that he is a human being with feelings?
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dafeedil
Posted: 9/30/2009 at 4:46 AM Reply with quote

Sorry, Strawman, but I was unable to confirm that. He's doing THE MALL CIRCUIT? I think he should just go fire up a doob and call it a day.
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fondula
Posted: 9/30/2009 at 5:58 AM Reply with quote
Location: Regina, SK

There are still people in malls? He'd probably do better in the parking lot outside of the local Super-Wal-Mart.
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Jimmy Gimbels
Posted: 9/30/2009 at 5:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Chicago

Golly. I hope he appears in the food court between to Cinnabon and Sabaro Pizza. Thant would be so nifty. Don'tyou think the Gap is a bit upscale fro this guy, better off booking the appearances at Spencer Gifts or Sears.

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MeetThatDad
Posted: 9/30/2009 at 2:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: USA

Too late.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2079vzt.jpg
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emmapeelfan
Posted: 9/30/2009 at 6:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Ohio

GAP is probably a good place for him since he stated he loves their jeans. That's probably what they paid him in - jeans.
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