A Preview of Adam Lambert "Time for Miracles" is Finally Released...

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, October 09, 2009 at 1:05 PM EDT
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...and it's just as awful as we expected. Listen for yourself at Amazon.com. Should we say "told you so" now or wait until the single fails miserably? This is the song the Sparkle Cows were willing to murder for?

Edited to Add: You can also hear more of the painful shrieking here. Though really, do you hate yourself enough to click on that link?


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Smartie
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 1:16 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Talk about formulaic shit.

Sounds like AerosmithNicklebackDaughtryCreed esque kind of dreck people rush out of the cinema to avoid hearing.
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Fockery
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 1:30 PM Reply with quote

It's for a disaster movie, what did you expect?

Longer version and behind the scenes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhNuMKe84Do
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dafeedil
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 1:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

What the hell kinda crap was that? I can't stand his voice, I'd rather listen to my cat try and hork up a hairball. Bring on the tards and the sparkle cows saying this is THE BEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!1111111!!!! In reality, it's mediocre, AT BEST.
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dryedmangoez
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 1:55 PM Reply with quote

It is definitely what was expected from him... crap.

Honestly, who can stand an entire album of that?!?!
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spoiler
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 2:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: ohio

Uh yeah, that movie 2012 already came out years ago. They called it 'the day after tomorrow' back then.

But anyways I really don't have much to say about Adam's single as it's not a disaster and it's not good. It's pretty much every "rawk" song on the radio today sung in a higher key. Nothing special which is what I was expecting. The only ones who will be surprised are the ones anticipating a real rock classic/second coming of elvis worthy single. sorry about their lives...
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timeforvomiting
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 2:05 PM Reply with quote

Terrible song and the shrieking at the end is truly painful.
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 2:11 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

I like his Swastika jacket more than that song. Awful.
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burptide
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 2:34 PM Reply with quote

Oh no, I love love love love love this! I am jumping up and down from so much excitement that the milk in my sparkle teats is turning to butter. I was mooooooved by this song! I need to buy a new t-shirt to spangle-up in honor of this day! Bovine alert!
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 3:19 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

Horribly unoriginal... just like Madam.
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spoiler
Posted: 10/9/2009 at 3:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: ohio

OH MAN!!! You really got us! Gawddamn!! You come in here and comment about how the milk in your tits turned to butter cause you were jumping up and down, and call yourself a cow??? Man you sure got us!! Can't believe how clever you are! MAN!111!!!
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