Adam Lambert and Drake LaBry - Not So Happy Couple?

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, October 12, 2009 at 4:02 PM EDT
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Radaronline.com posted an account with Adam Lambert and his boyfriend Drake LaBry on Friday night. It seems Adam was talking to some other dude and Drake wasn't too happy. Countdown until the Sparkle Cows take it upon themselves to intervene to hilarious results.

Smartie
Posted: 10/12/2009 at 5:19 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Now the frauen will write slash about their make up sex.

TheMuffinMan
Posted: 10/12/2009 at 6:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

There really isn't a source, unless I am supposed to believe the website itself (as they imply) is the actual source.

Even if it is true, whatever happened has to be the least of their problems. His fans seem to hate Drake, and though I don't really blame their reasoning, it's still no reason to burst a blood vessel over it. I guess it is to them though.

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: 10/12/2009 at 9:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Bet you all anything that the sparkle cows see this as a sign that Adam is turning straight for them.

Dr. Heckle - Ms. Hyde
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 12:52 AM Reply with quote

Hmmm....I thought Madam was the HBIC. Guess not.

dafeedil
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 2:33 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

Awww, I sure do hope these two gals can patch things up, such a lovely couple, just lovely. They say when two women spend a lot of time together, their menstrual cycles come into sync. I'm sure that's all it was, they're both whoremoanal and emotional and crampy. A couple of Midol and some nice hand holding and spooning should get these girls back on track.

ecco6t9
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 8:08 AM Reply with quote

Does this mean he's going to be single soon?

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 9:41 AM Reply with quote
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Do the sparkle cows hate Drake because he's with Madam or for some other reason?

dafeedil
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 9:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

^Shadow, they feel that Madame is too good for Blake and that the wonderful Mr. "Cheeks" was more worthy of Madame's affections.

Smartie
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 10:25 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Madam is a bottom

BelCantista
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 11:02 AM Reply with quote
Location: Houston, TX

Well, two power bottoms can only get along for so long...can you even imagine how these two had sex? HAD TO BE FOR SURE A DOUBLE HEADED DILDO!!! Because God knows, these two would just not be tops. Adam looks like the kind who goes to bath house to take loads up his ass from anonymous guys, and will eventually catch something...and Drake looks like he already catched it and been developing it for a while now.

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