What a Difference Sleeves Make

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, October 13, 2009 at 2:40 PM EDT
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Jordin Sparks, who apparently never looks in a mirror, ignored our advice to always wear sleeves. And this is what she looked like while performing at Atlantis in the Bahamas. Seriously, girl. Dress for your body size. We've seen you looking decent. Did you hire your mortal enemy as your stylist? Cover up!


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oomagooma
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 3:22 PM Reply with quote

her outfit looks like an old rug my folks used to have in the garage. the rug was smaller, though.
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MLLASH
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 3:56 PM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis

Better get your blindfold!
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LadyJane
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 4:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: earth...

I disagree. I think Jordin looks great, and much better than she would if she were too thin. The top is not the best, but it's not because she isn't "covering up", it's just unflattering. You know, I read this site for snarky commentary on a travesty of a "singing" show. I understand that there's not much to blog about when the show is on break, but I think it's kind of sad when it dissolves into infantile "you're fat! you're ugly!" comments. Congrats, guys. You've reached the level of the 6th grade bully. Yay.
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thefunnystone
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 4:18 PM Reply with quote
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We never said Jordin was fat and ugly. You just did. Seems like you think Jordin is fat and ugly. Why would you say such things?
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Smartie
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 4:46 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Wookie can look lovely if she hides those hammy hocks

eg

<img src="http://i38.tinypic.com/wilzch.jpg"></img>

See?

Sleeves are your friends, Wookie.
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max anderson
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 5:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: St. Louis

It's too bad sleeves aren't enough to muffle all the stomping.
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SayNoToPaula
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 5:56 PM Reply with quote
Trying to become comfortably numb Location: Fleet Street

LMAO at LadyJane *rolls eyes* A closet worster for sure. And mean as a snake. Jordon EVERYONE knows you do not wear horizontal stripes when you're ah full-figured. Elementary my dear.
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itchy
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 10:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Olympus

Hmm. Guess they haven't figured out how to airbrush a live show yet.

Give them time. They will.

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ineedalife
Posted: 10/13/2009 at 10:29 PM Reply with quote

Ouch! And the horizontal strips don't help either! Seriously Jordan, you can do better.
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darwin1981ph
Posted: 10/14/2009 at 8:10 AM Reply with quote
Location: Manila

Is she 6 mos old pregnant? Who is the father???
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