David Archuleta's Parents File for Divorce

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 12:19 PM EDT
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Looks like frequenting massage parlors to find prostitutes finally caught up with Jeff, eh? RadarOnline.com has the divorce papers that Jeff Archuleta filed in February of 2009. The couple wasn't exactly a typical, loving family... Lupe and Jeff filed for divorce in 2002 but then stayed together when their cash cow Gaspy won Star Search. How convenient. But now after the prostitution sting, maybe Lupe finally had enough? Jeff is also requesting that Lupe pay him $349 in child support each month. So Jeff's keeping the kids? Seems like a bad idea to us after the reports about his temper and Gaspy's strange behavior. Either way, the Archuleta family's misery will probably make RadarOnline.com and TMZ happy for months to come.

Smartie
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 12:25 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Daddy did tell him he had to win Star Search or Daddy would divorce Mommy....maybe this is Daddy's way of saying he's disappointed cashcow didn't win Idol?

Hopefully Mommy gets custody of all the kiddies, including Gaspy. Or he gets sent to a safe place away from the money grubbing relatives.

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 1:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Gaspy's passport says he's 18 (although he's about a third of that in mental age) so isn't he legally an adult now?

Any way, I don't know what judge would give Psycho Stage Daddy custody.

max anderson
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 1:45 PM Reply with quote
Location: St. Louis

Shocker

thefunnystone
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 2:24 PM Reply with quote
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Gaspy has younger siblings. And yes, they're probably smarter than him.

ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 4:41 PM Reply with quote
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

Dave- How hard is it to be smarter than Gaspy? If you're mentally a year or two below your actual age you're outshining him.

thefunnystone
Posted: 10/16/2009 at 3:08 AM Reply with quote
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You're trying too hard. That wasn't funny.

stingray11214
Posted: 10/16/2009 at 3:11 AM Reply with quote
Light of Idol's Doom Location: Brooklyn NY

No judge in their right frame of mind would give Jeff the kids, especially if Lupe brings up the Idol crap that Jeff pulled. The only way she loses this is if she has an incredibly incompetent attorney.

BelCantista
Posted: 10/16/2009 at 3:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Houston, TX

thefunnystone, fuck you! Mormon incest is ALWAYS funny :-p

Plus, David has all the common behaviors of a child who has been sexually abused.

BelCantista
Posted: 10/16/2009 at 3:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Houston, TX

Jeff has probably been fucking David since David was single digits. Now David must be tired of being the concubine and is preasuring Jeff into "putting a ring on it", so thus Jeff has to divorce so he can make an honest woman out of David.

FenderBender
Posted: 10/16/2009 at 5:21 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

^^^^^^^^^

Hey Dave, I kind of giggled . . . . . .

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