Kara DioGuardi Eats Other People's Food in Her Sleep

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, October 15, 2009 at 2:34 PM EDT
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Now that Paula Abdul is off of Idol, she's letting the fur fly by ragging on her ex-roommate Kara DioGuardi. Paula discovered Kara (thanks a lot...) and let Kara live with her. But she wasn't happy when she found out that Kara walks to the fridge and eats all of the food in her sleep. Paula had some funny things to say:

"I'd wake up in the morning and I thought ‘did my dog do this?’ There was food on the ground. ‘What the heck?’ I thought. But she would have no recollection that she did it."

And it seemed this was quite a topic of conversation among their friendship circle.

"The proof is in the pudding, one of her best friends said ‘oh you think you had it bad? She ate mine and my husband’s first anniversary wedding cake... in her sleep.’ So I didn’t feel so bad," Abdul continued.

How shocking. Kara has always been doing annoying things. If anyone has video of Kara sleep-eating, we'll pay for it.


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ShadowOfTheSun
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 4:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: Auckland, New Zealand

I'm actually surprised.

Not at Kara being a bitch, but at the fact that she actually eats.

Anyone got any proof of her having had liposuction?
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T.J.
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 5:33 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

That's weird. I always thought Kara was wierd, but, that's kind of crazy.
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ecco6t9
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 8:33 PM Reply with quote

Figures that dog face eats like one.
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oomagooma
Posted: 10/15/2009 at 11:21 PM Reply with quote

I'm sure Kara eats alot of things at night . . . right, Paula??
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IdroppedIt
Posted: 10/16/2009 at 12:34 AM Reply with quote

Her subconscious leads her to the refrigerator to keep her alive, it won't let her be any more anorexic looking than she already is, and there is nothing she can do about it.
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SPOON
Posted: 10/16/2009 at 1:54 PM Reply with quote
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mmmMMMmmm cake!  Nom-Nom-Nom. 

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tex
Posted: 10/16/2009 at 8:59 PM Reply with quote

oomagooma Posted: October 16, 2009 - 2:21am said:

* I'm sure Kara eats alot of things at night . . . right, Paula?? *

The article clearly states: "Now that Paula Abdul is off of Idol, she's letting the fur fly".

oomagooma hit the nail on the head.

Maybe they'll do a re-enactment during the lame finale this upcoming season to fill some time, when Paula "guest-appears". I'll be watching.
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chikkijaxun
Posted: 10/17/2009 at 6:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: Playing VLT's and sellin' shmokes

Paula has to stop letting stray dogs live with her.
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oomagooma
Posted: 10/17/2009 at 8:41 AM Reply with quote

So that's what Kara calls her husband's dick - cake. Okay, now it all makes sense.
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T.J.
Posted: 10/17/2009 at 10:44 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Doing an Awkward Elbow Dance.

oomagooma-Don't ever put that picture in my head ever again. Just imagining all that bone against all that sagging....uughh. I think I threw up a little.
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