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FenderBender
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 5:18 AM
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Wordy Bastard
Joined: March 2007
Location: Earth
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I thought Kris What's his Name was the American Idol. That photoshoot for the contest winner will probably be with a flat Lambert. Message to frau - Don't be fooled by this poser. He can kiss and rub all the tits in the universe, but he's still never going to fuck you.
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minno
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 6:51 AM
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Joined: March 2009
Location: Big Easy
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"Why does every woman in America want to sleep with the American Idol?" Every woman?? Please, bitch. The women I know think he's a repulsive poser. Adam is proving that he will do or say anything to have a career. He's a bad joke.
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spoiler
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 7:10 AM
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Joined: May 2009
Location: ohio
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dafeedil
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 9:43 AM
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Joined: March 2008
Location: Meh
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Like we DIDN'T know Madame had a penchant for guys who look like 14 year old boys? He literally makes my skin crawl. Have at him, cows, because I'm one chick who finds him completely nauseating. That pic above is especially disgusting. Just think about where on little pre-pubescent Drake that tongue of Madame's has been. If that doesn't make you want to puke, then I have to say, nothing can make you want to puke.
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ShadowOfTheSun
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 9:59 AM
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Joined: June 2009
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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A Worster needs to win this contest. Imagine the sparkle cow reactions! Seriously, is it open to people outside America? Cause I might enter. If not, all Worsters need to.
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sunshine8503
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 10:19 AM
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Suck it, Bitches!
Joined: March 2007
Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd
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The only women who want to fuck this ugly, desperate, hot topic wearing douchebag are the Sparkle cows. Any woman with eyes and an ounce of taste wouldn't want that
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TheDancingCookie
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 10:40 AM
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Joined: April 2007
Location: The Isle of Hate
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"I am gay, but I like kissing women sometimes." Lamebert is so trying to be edgy. Fail.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 10:40 AM
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: August 2006
Location: In your head
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<p> <em>"He also mentions that he likes his men "smaller and younger."</em> </p> <p> &;nbsp; </p> <p> I guess Adam really is the next Michael Jackson.  </p>
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SPOON
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 1:26 PM
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Joined: June 2006
Location: Location: Location:
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So, does that mean Gaspy is his type STP?  He better watch out.  Those "Archies" are a rough crowd!  Just ask the staff at the Badger Herald.  :gigglesnort
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CUNextTuesday
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Posted: 10/20/2009 at 2:03 PM
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Joined: May 2008
Location: freakville
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Oh please! No woman I know wants to fuck Lambert. And the only reason he's able to date those little slips of men he likes is because he's a spotlight seeking famewhore. Otherwise no one would put up with his acne and titty butter.
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The story we'd already linked to last week from Details Magazine is now available online. It's even more pathetic than we imagined. The tagline to the article is "Why does every woman in America want to sleep with the American Idol?" Ladies, we'll let you respond to that one. Adam is still trying to pretend he likes to make out with women sometimes so that he can sell records to the Sparkle Cows. Dude, grow a backbone. He also mentions that he likes his men "smaller and younger." Direct quote. The funniest part of the article is the ad on the side where you can enter to win your very own photo shoot with Adam Lambert. The pictures resulting from a Sparkle Cow engulfing Adam should be a VFTW victory of massive proportions. Pun intended. 
