LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 10/20/2009 at 2:50 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Location: Feh

Adam "swastika" Lambert is the biggest sell-out I have ever had the displeasure to witness. What gay man would pose with a chick, stringing along and giving false hope to the fat, old sparklecows? A giant, fat-ass, desperate whore of a sell-out. That's who.

The chick in the photo for this VFTW article does look a little like his ex, though. 0_o

spoiler
Posted: 10/20/2009 at 3:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: ohio

Adam's video leaked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYjEVkKTBs

Pinkpride
Posted: 10/20/2009 at 9:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: In your room, plotting your demise.

Dafeedil: I completely agree with you. I'm ashamed to admit that I've been lurking around VFTW for quite some time now, and even though I hate this site for being cruel to Danny, I can't help but agree with the current opinions on Adam.

He is a very, very overrated singer who is just popular because he's a freak. No, I'm not a homophobic in any way, shape, or form; but Adam is a drag queen who prances around the spotlight like some fat, disgusting peacock, showering us with his stupid touchy-feely relationship with Kris, how many boyfriends he wrestled tongues with, etc. News flash, Adam: NOT ALL GIRLS WANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK. Not to mention all the dicks that have been in his mouth before...*shudders*

What a fucking retarded magazine. Does Adam seriously grab his love handles, smile into the camera, and mouth "I know you want me, ladies." Hideous, truly hideous. That's the most arrogant thing I've ever heard in my life. You don't see Brad Pitt skipping around, when he could so easily collect women like bottle caps, or James Franco and Johnny Depp bragging about how gorgeous they are.

As a young, attractive woman, I love the men who are classy, masculine, and don't squeal like a raped piglet over their nail polish, or grind their hips into the microphone as they shriek. Oliver Martinez? Oh yes. Robert Downey Jr.? No question. A rugged, sinfully handsome Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties? *Tears off clothes*

Yeah...I think you get my point, lol. xD

Adam thinks--for some unknown reason--that he's David Bowie, which he never, ever will be, not in a million years of vocal training. His first album will epically fail, and he'll end up marrying some druggie, die of HIV, and live happily ever after.

Smartie
Posted: 10/20/2009 at 9:28 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

<i>I'm not a homophobic in any way</i>

ORLY?

<ul>

<li><i>he's a freak</li>

<li>a drag queen</li>

<li>showering us with his stupid touchy-feely relationship with Kris,</li>

<li>how many boyfriends he wrestled tongues with</li>

<li>Not to mention all the dicks that have been in his mouth before</li>

<li>squeal like a raped piglet over their nail polish</li>

<li>die of HIV</i></li>

</ul>

Hmmmmm

Pinkpride
Posted: 10/20/2009 at 9:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: In your room, plotting your demise.

Wow, do you not understand what homophobe means?

I don't hate gay people. In fact, they make fantastic hair dressers, and are often the most kind, pleasant individuals to be around. What I can't stand are the homosexuals who rub it in your face 24/7. Like, we know you're gay, we know you're proud. I'm sick of the theatrics.

Snotty
Posted: 10/20/2009 at 10:01 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: limbo

Are you a troll/strawman or are Gokeytards really like that? I honestly cannot tell.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 10/21/2009 at 3:48 AM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

"I am gay, but I like kissing women sometimes."

Kissing women with big FAT dicks.

FenderBender
Posted: 10/21/2009 at 4:53 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

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I guess Adam really is the next Michael Jackson.

Or Danny Gokey. And I SWEAR I had this response prepared before reading Pinkpride's post.

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but Adam is a drag queen who prances around the spotlight like some fat, disgusting peacock

Pinkpride, that's a step in the right direction. You had me rolling with that one.

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I love the men who are classy, masculine, and don't squeal like a raped piglet over their nail polish, or grind their hips into the microphone as they shriek

Ok, now you slip. You've just described Danny Gokey here.

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In fact, they make fantastic hair dressers

And now you've fallen back into the well.

At least you had one funny statement. Keep working on it. And just for the record, you'll be surprised to know that there are also gay engineers, accountants, athletes, doctors, teachers, etc etc etc.

ecco6t9
Posted: 10/21/2009 at 8:51 AM Reply with quote

Sounds like I'm Adams type...

Smartie
Posted: 10/21/2009 at 10:10 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

<i>they make fantastic hair dressers,</i>

Still reaching for those stereotypes to mask your hate, I see.

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