John and Edward Continue to Survive on X Factor

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, October 25, 2009 at 4:34 PM EDT
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After a hilariously bad performance of "She Bangs", John and Edward were voted through to the next round on Britain's The X Factor. In the bottom 2 were two acts that the judges universally liked, which has apparently resulted in an emergency meeting of the producers. We just hope that John and Edward will stick around for weeks to come! VFTW Victory!

Analog_Kid
Posted: 10/25/2009 at 5:05 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

William Hung must be rolling over in his grave.

strawman
Posted: 10/25/2009 at 5:10 PM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

Summary: 3 out of 4 judges love it! First girl likes the hot dancers. White Toga girl channels Paula, she wants to bang them. Stunned disbelief as Simon mentions 'singing'. Gay guy loves it, blames Simon, he wants to bang them too.

Insane
Posted: 10/25/2009 at 8:06 PM Reply with quote
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John and Edward warm me up to the idea of an American X-Factor. This right here is VFTW gold!<!--Session data-->

Keepo
Posted: 10/25/2009 at 11:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Stuck in video game hell with a broken keyboard...

Lolz at everything in this video. I fucking lost it when I seen those blow up air dolls with the twins face pasted over it, just the best thing ever XD

dafeedil
Posted: 10/26/2009 at 2:06 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

^Keepo, the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men were the highlight of that performance. Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, not just for used car lots anymore!!

wrench
Posted: 10/26/2009 at 3:30 AM Reply with quote
Location: Old Blighty

I thought the Wiggles were better singers than that.

Mapa3m
Posted: 10/26/2009 at 8:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: Imaginationland

I want to see the Twin Sanjayas perform at least 2 more songs:

1. Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go, while wearing short shorts like Wham.

and

2. Never Gonna Give You Up - rickroll the X Factor!!

I hope Simon manages to bring this show over to the USA to replace AI. You can have a full song performance with dancers and pyrotechnics there. Just think of the amazing possibilities for VFTW talent!

tommync1
Posted: 10/26/2009 at 5:12 PM Reply with quote

Twins with Gumby hairstyles make William Hung sound like an accomplished vocalist, and none of the judges will actually tell them how horrible they are? And yes, the blowup doll with his/their face on it was the highlight of the entire performance, LOL.

jiffla
Posted: 10/27/2009 at 3:18 AM Reply with quote

The producers told that judges weeks ago that they were to be supportive and not slate the twins, as they'd received several boo's from audience members. Which is why Simon went from comments like "they'd step on their own mothers neck to get a recording contract" to "i didn't like it but i kind of want to see more".

They're now topping the public vote, so a VFTW UK victory could actually happen here.

FenderBender
Posted: 10/27/2009 at 5:14 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Yes, they are horrible, but in a VFTW way.

They won't have that problem if they bring that mess over here, because they can simply override the vote for their pimped ones, just like American Idol and America's Got Talent.

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