Homeland Security should use this album as a new torture method. They all will talk after being forced to listen to this.

LOL you guys are too funny sometimes! Sorry but I don't fit any of the criteria to be labeled a genuine sparkle cow. And Daffodil, you write about Adam MUCH more frequently than I do - you know it!

Yeah so I think Lambert is talented. I like a couple of the new song clippets from what I can tell after 30 seconds. I don't like any of the former Idol winners, or runners up. Probably Lambert is the only one I've been impressed with. Does that make me a sparkle cow?

But after saying that, there are a lot of talented people who never make it. Depends on lots of stuff, marketing, image, song choices, whatever. I'm not so sure Adam Lambert has made the best choices with his new album, but I guess we'll see.

Apparently, "Time For Miracles" debuted at No. 50 on the Billboard Hot 100 last week. This week, it is nowhere to be found on the chart.

It's probably off the charts because there's no radio play and sales completely tanked:

[br]Adam Lambert “Time For Miracles” 12k (-74%) Total: 59K

There is indeed much less Sparkle Cows commenting on here...unless they formed a union and elected ineedalife as their spokesperson.

If ineedadick is their spokesperson?  They need to fire it and hire someone that doesn't post from the Book of Tard Cliches.  Can I get an Amen? 

I'd actually have to BE a sparkle cow to be their spokesperson.