Adam Lambert Already Has a New Boyfriend

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, November 05, 2009 at 12:03 PM EST
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That fast, huh? According to Star Magazine, Adam Lambert has moved on from Drake LaBry in a matter of minutes and has found himself a new man: singer/songwriter Ferras Alqaisi. You may remember Ferras because he sang that stupid song "Hollywood's Not America" that was featured in the Hollywood rounds of American Idol a few years back. Now, we're just waiting for the tell-all from Drake about what a loser Adam is. Come on, Drake. Open up to any media outlet you choose and spill.

Smartie
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 12:33 PM Reply with quote
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Come on Drake, tell us all.

This new one is not twinky enough for Madam's tastes. I bet they're just fucking each other for attention whoring points.

SPOON
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 12:54 PM Reply with quote
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I think it's time for Drake to get his side of the story out there.  It's obvious to me that Adam really treated Drake like crap.  I bet most of the fantards are really saying hateful things about him now.

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I hope he does step up and set the record straight about how much he did for Adam.  :c (

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rraws
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 1:08 PM Reply with quote
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Adam upgrades and Ferras downgrades. Adam does like his men small....pfffff drake spill the beans!!!

Insane
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 1:08 PM Reply with quote
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WHORE! ;-)

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Funny how this comes out right as "Time For Miracles" tanks.

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Yellow Ranger
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 1:16 PM Reply with quote

I'd rather Drake kept his mouth shut. God knows someone would eventually bring up their sex life, and that's one mental image I don't want running through my head under any circumstances.

And Ferras is a better-than-decent looking guy...What in the hell is he thinking? I mean he can't be in it for the attention, Madam's career is taking off with all the speed and power of a remote controlled triplane.

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 2:36 PM Reply with quote
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This guy looks like an uglier and an even more monkey-like Kris Who. :shudder

ecco6t9
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 2:40 PM Reply with quote

I can't wait to see a public fight between the three of these guys.

dafeedil
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 2:50 PM Reply with quote
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Madame probably didn't even put down a clean tarp. Just went right to it, no doubt.

Thede Vilthatiam
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 3:11 PM Reply with quote
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Honestly, I think Drake is hotter than Ferras.

Slacking
Posted: 11/5/2009 at 3:23 PM Reply with quote
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Was Ferras' song that awful "Blue Jeans" song?

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