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The Sparkle Cows have gotten even stupider since I wrote this. They've been tweeting the DJ to tell him that VFTW is causing all of the trouble. As if we care enough or could misspell as many words as they do in their hunger-induced rages.

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<em><span class="status-body"><a href="http://twitter.com/illyrianfields" class="tweet-url screen-name" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/illyrianfields');">illyrianfields</a> <span class="msgtxt en"><a href="http://twitter.com/billyontheradio" class="tweet-url username" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/billyontheradio')">@billyontheradio</a> lots of people at sites like <strong>VFTW</strong> really hate Adam, so it's possible you're getting trolled by people pretending to be fans</span></span></em>

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<em><span class="status-body"><a href="http://twitter.com/Kaetsa" class="tweet-url screen-name" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/Kaetsa');">Kaetsa</a> <span class="msgtxt en"><a href="http://twitter.com/billyontheradio" class="tweet-url username" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/billyontheradio')">@billyontheradio</a> I doubt it's Adam's fans who seem mostly very calm and cool people, but trolls, <strong>VFTW</strong>, and other fans causing problems, tbh.</span></span></em>

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<em><span class="status-body"><a href="http://twitter.com/Kaetsa" class="tweet-url screen-name" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/Kaetsa');">Kaetsa</a> <span class="msgtxt en"><a href="http://twitter.com/atomicdawn" class="tweet-url username" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/atomicdawn')">@atomicdawn</a> There is no crazy glamberts, it's trolls that are fans of other Idols and <strong>vftw</strong> pretending to be glamberts to cause problems.</span></span></em>

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<em><span class="status-body"><a href="http://twitter.com/Kaetsa" class="tweet-url screen-name" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/Kaetsa');">Kaetsa</a> <span class="msgtxt en"><a href="http://twitter.com/captivityhurts" class="tweet-url username" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/captivityhurts')">@captivityhurts</a> It's mostly trolls and <strong>vftw</strong> trying to keep Adam's fans fighting with each other so we look bad to other people.</span></span></em>

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So in jest, I tweeted to billywhatever.

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<em> <span class="status-body"><a href="http://twitter.com/votefortheworst" class="tweet-url screen-name" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/votefortheworst');">votefortheworst</a> <span class="msgtxt en"><a href="http://twitter.com/billyontheradio" class="tweet-url username" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/billyontheradio')">@billyontheradio</a> <strong>VFTW</strong> clearly isn't sending you any mail. Adam Lambert's idiotic fans are too stupid to realize how bad they look.</span></span></em>

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A Sparkle Cow picked up on it right away.

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<em><span class="status-body"><a href="http://twitter.com/finney4" class="tweet-url screen-name" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/finney4');">finney4</a> <span class="msgtxt en">RT LOL - defensive much? :votefortheworst: <a href="http://twitter.com/billyontheradio" class="tweet-url username" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/exit/to/billyontheradio')">@billyontheradio</a> <strong>VFTW</strong> clearly isn't sending you any mail.</span></span></em>

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So I of course had to respond.

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<em><span class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">@<a href="http://twitter.com/finney4" class="tweet-url username">finney4</a> Oh Sparkle Cows. You amuse me so with your craziness. </span></span></em>

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<i>Adam's fans who seem mostly very calm and cool people</i>

BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!

They just don't understand VFTW.

No one here is interested in helping Adam fail. That wouldn't be nearly as awesome. The joy is watching him fail soley of his (&; his retarded fanbase's) own volition.

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OMFG, IT'S A CONSPIRACY, I KNEW IT. IT'S VFTW'S FAULT!! WHEN IS IT GOING TO END??? 2012???? ELEVEN ELEVEN ELEVEN ELEVEN!!

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What a bunch of freaking IDIOTS. Adam fans CALM AND COOL?? I can right now list at least 100 pieces of proof positive that Madame's fans are anything BUT calm and cool. They are the most Goddamn obsessive bunch of weirdos I have ever had the misfortune to come across in my ENTIRE life.

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Ain't nothing wrong with being a fan, but these women take the word "fanatic" to a whole new level. Unbelievable.

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I predict that November 23rd Adam will have his highest day of sales. The Sparkle Cows will spend every last penny of their checks on Adam CD's to artificially inflate sales. I also predict I'll find these additional copies at a garage sale in May for a quarter. I could buy ten of them and use them as coasters.

Honestly, does any artist with ANY cred need their fans to go out and pimp for them? - Dafeedil

Bingo!

btw: I like my popcorn with sparkly salty tears.

That says it all.

And why the hell would VFTW want to sabotage Glambert? Its a lot more fun watching the fail train derail all by itself. We don't want it to be a quick fail. We want it to be a slow, painful experience for the sparkle cows. Lambert himself will be just fine. He can go back to whatever he was doing pre-Idol and make some pretty nice bank from that. But the cows will still be wallowing in their misery, and VFTW will be laughing well into Season 9.

Cheesecorn, please!!

Hey, in defense of... well... myself... not ALL Adam fans are crazy psychos! I'm a fan, and I'm not like those crazies. :-)

Well, you did use proper grammar and punctuation. And you didn't use ALL CAPS. And your argument seems decent. I don't get it. What kind of game are you playing here, missy?

LOL! Well, my point is just that there are a few of us (very few) out there that are Adam fans that just like his voice and are normal humans. It makes me cringe when I see the way the majority of his fans act. Also, I don't get all upset every time VFTW makes fun of him. I think it's funny. Although... I think it's even funnier when they make fun of Danny DB because I freaking hate that guy.