Adam Lambert is Tanking, So Kris and Allison Are Brought in to Rescue Him

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, November 09, 2009 at 1:18 PM EST
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Due to the fact that Adam Lambert's songs are pure shit and no one will play them on the radio, there is now a new contest to win a concert with Adam, Allison, and Kris altogether. Adam is not anywhere near the draw that 19E was expecting, so they have to package him with Kris and Allison to get anyone besides the Sparkle Cows interested. Meanwhile, Kris Allen's single is slowly climbing the charts and doing well for itself. We love irony. (News via MJ's Big Blog)


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Yowsers
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 2:01 PM Reply with quote

I wouldn't buy Adam's album if there was a BOGO deal.

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Livie51
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 2:02 PM Reply with quote
Location: Earth, where do you live?

Adam's single was released like what, last week? Kris' single was released September/Octoberish. Of course Kris' single is slowly climbing, it's been out for awhile. Wait a month and see how Adam's single is doing, then bash whatever chart position he's in .

Juss sayin ...

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Haliburton24
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 2:11 PM Reply with quote

Its also FYE's FIRST WEEK on iTunes. You know, when his "legions" of fans are suppose to be supporting him and when he is going explode onto the music scene with the "adam storm".

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leigh.
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 2:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: Chicago

wow. i never would've seen this coming. it's pretty funny.
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Bo
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 2:17 PM Reply with quote

I wouldn't buy Madam's shit of an album. The album cover alone is bad enough but whats inside is even worse. No thank you.

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ilydcbabyeyes
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 2:42 PM Reply with quote

the irony in this situation is that vftw knows more about adam than most of his fans
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thefunnystone
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 3:02 PM Reply with quote
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We're drawn to mocking failures. We can't help it.
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LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 3:06 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Location: Feh

This is just so fucking funny. :D

Irony! Failure! Sparkle Sparkle Cows stomping their hooves in despair! In all honesty, I didn't think Madam would tank this bad this fast. He's an overproduced, fat, sellout who entered the fail zone in record time.

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Smartie
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 3:23 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

<i>the irony in this situation is that vftw knows more about adam than most of his fans</i>

Spoken by the rabid Baldy frau who is obsessed with that fug
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thefunnystone
Posted: 11/9/2009 at 4:42 PM Reply with quote
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We are paid $1000 a day to put up the banners for Adam. Everyone knows this is the most popular American Idol site, and we rake in the cash.
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