Adam Lambert's Single "For Your Entertainment" Fails To Chart in Its First Week

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, November 13, 2009 at 3:46 AM EST
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Wow, that's even worse than we expected. After "Time for Miracles" debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at #50 and then disappeared the week after, we expected a similar fate for his new single "For Your Entertainment". However, "For Your Entertainment" failed to even debut on the Hot 100 at all because it's so bad. It's currently on the Bubbling Under chart (for songs that aren't good enough to be in the top 100) at #107. Wow, that's pretty sad that his official single can't even top a bad movie song. Not even the rabid Sparkle Cows and their multiple iTunes accounts could help Adam debut in the top 100 songs of the week? It's not that hard to do. For comparison purposes, Rihanna's "Russian Roulette" debuted by selling 132,000 copies. Adam sold only 18,000. Where are all of the fans who voted for him on Idol? Did they finally realize he has no talent?

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DW
Posted: 11/13/2009 at 4:25 AM Reply with quote

You people are idots.

spoiler
Posted: 11/13/2009 at 4:31 AM Reply with quote
Location: ohio

wow, he's failing much much sooner than I thought he would. They shouldn't have made him up to be this great thing; Of course it would be impossible to live up to those expectations. Oh well. I kinda wanted more time to make fun of him, but I guess this marks the beginning of the decline for him. Come this time next season we'll all be saying adam who?

dafeedil
Posted: 11/13/2009 at 4:40 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

That's on account of we're all swastika wearing homophobes here in America. Adam Lambert is a trailblazer for gays, he happens to be the first openly gay person in the entertainment industry. The thing of it is, though, we don't like gays so we won't listen to his music, even if it's the greatest music in the history of music. That's why we'll stick to listening to the likes of Elton John and George Michael, those are real men's men who won't make us feel all gay when we listen to them sing. Thank God the gays have all the elderly sparkle cows to help them get the gay word out.

simoncowellabdul
Posted: 11/13/2009 at 4:44 AM Reply with quote

"Adam is a ROCK GOD, the next ELVIS PRESLEY, the next WORLDWIDE SUPERSTAR"

-GLAMBERTS, pre-, during &; post idol comments

EPIC FAIL

Keepo
Posted: 11/13/2009 at 4:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: Stuck in video game hell with a broken keyboard...

I love that picture of him. The cake line around his neck, the herpes on his lips, the zits on his cheek, and you can't forget the spock eye brows...priceless or should I say worthless lol.

badger
Posted: 11/13/2009 at 5:15 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tulsa, Okla,

lol @ dafeedil.

more lol @ adam lambert. Idol doesn't make stars outta performers. You already have to be one.

legallyblonde
Posted: 11/13/2009 at 6:03 AM Reply with quote

Hi, joining in, hope it´s ok. Are you guys sure you have the right info ? Because Kris sold 15000 copies of his single last week and reentered the chart at number 92. The billboard chart is probably from monday till sunday and Adam´s single was not available whole week, otherwise he will in the chart somewhere, i guess the chart position 107 is for time for miracles. Does somebody know?

Decal
Posted: 11/13/2009 at 6:06 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

I figured it would be bad, but honestly this is far, far worse than could be imagined.

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Posted: 11/13/2009 at 6:37 AM Reply with quote
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Posted: 11/13/2009 at 6:41 AM Reply with quote
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"I love that picture of him. The cake line around his neck, the herpes on his lips, the zits on his cheek, and you can't forget the spock eye brows...priceless or should I say worthless lol."

Is everyone here a supermodel or something? You are all skinny too, right? No fat fraun to be found among most of the posters, correct?

And allegedly, his Amazon numbers were huge, apparently as some of the most die hard VFTW members are.

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