Spikes on one side...spikes on the other...that explains his facial issues!

At least we now know what Dave's number one song on his craptastic 2009 list will be!

The first thing that springs to mind when looking at this video for me is 'Girlfriend can't dance'. Really, her flouncing around on the tour badly hid that Madam can't dance. Just stomps about and thinks that's dancing. Bleh.

Jesus, Smartie, I see your avatar is still going at it.

I was mostly stoned during the 80's...and so were all of the music artists who made the kickass music that I got stoned to. I'm looking at this crap Adam's doing, and I realize that a) I'm not stoned b) I would like to be and c) stoned people don't try to dance while singing and d) since he's not stoned and I'm not stoned, why the hell should I be enjoying this at all? And finally, e) I may be fat and jobless, but its all a matter of perspective. Adam is skinny, but he'll soon be jobless. So what's the difference between a fat jobless guy and a skinny jobless guy. One is eating well. And if you have nothing else to do, you might as well enjoy what you eat.

You guys only call things "boring" if you can't think of a way to insult it. Good job.

For some reason that video reminded me of Willkommen from Cabaret did an actual music video.