Which show did Miley Cyrus gyrate herself on a stripper pole? Isn't she bound to Disney somehow? She is underaged too, right?

If Adam Lambert rubbed his junk up and down a pole, what do you think would happen?

Hunter: so what you're saying is that Bob Saget is a sellout because he didn't tell his incest and bestiality jokes to the toddlers on "Full House". Oh wait...no, he's not a sellout because he's not gay. But if he WERE gay, then it would be obligatory. Is that what you're saying?

Hunter, you still don't get it. We do not give a shit about Adam Lambert or any other AI contestant, unless they embrace VFTW, like Truggs did. We are all about the satire. Do you really think that we are going to call ABC? Some of us might do it as a joke, but we're certainly not serious about it. We simply don't care. However, we love getting you Sparkle Cows and any other rabid fanbase in a tizzy, and we know that whenever we say negative stuff about your object of fanship, we accomplish our goal.

Why don't you go to the Miley Cyrus thread in GENERAL CHAT and see what we think of her.

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^^^ now THAT is pretty fucking hillarious. lol. Hunter, you're asking for it. You FAIL.

I don't mind the gloating and cynicism. That's what VFTW is all about! Rooting for failure is one thing; the encouragement of actively taking part in destroying someone is another.

Too much.

Please, we get accused of that every time we vote.

Lambert is a swastika-wearing, pee-soaked failure. What an idiot! :GLOAT

Humperdinck - Madame destroyed himself, we just laugh at it.

Hunter, I think you owe the Worsters another comment about how you are a douchebag and were wrong about Madame's sales. (Nice find SPOON.)

supedupX, I agree with this:

Laugh at his FAIL of a career for his shitty music and douchebag attitude, but gay censorship is not funny. As a gay man, it irks me that ABC is continuing to pull this crap and that us worsters, because we hate Adam so much are blind to this fact.

On this site, hating Adam > more important than acknowleding that part of what's going on with ABC is driven by homophobia.

That's also why it bothers me somewhat that some of the language used on here is considered acceptable because it's all for the satire and LOLZ. Calling Lambert a douche, a fame-whore, a failure, poser is fine but all the "tranny, Queen, Hermaphrodite, referring to him as she, talking graphically about the ways he might have sex and even calling him Flamebert and Madame" stuff is pretty insidious because it says it's OK to make gay jokes as long as your kidding.

OK - off my little soap box

Carry On.

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We make gay jokes about pretty much every contestant. We call almost everyone a tranny at some point. Does it only bother you when it's Adam?

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(We're also one of the few AI sites out there that doesn't allow racial or homophobic slurs, ever. Not that we deserve a medal for that, I'm just saying.)

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