There IS a God!

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, December 28, 2009 at 8:51 AM EST
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Celebrity Gossip is reporting that yesterday Adam Lambert stopped by Ole Henriksen Skin Care to get a much needed facial. Finally. Though he's going to need months of work on that crater covered surface to make a dent. Keep it up, Adam, for the sake of our lunches.

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jawajedi
Posted: 12/28/2009 at 9:28 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Peel, dermabrasion and/or laser refinishing, please. The kind provided by dermatologists and plastic surgeons. I think he's behaving like a cranky toddler in need of a good meal, a serious nap and a big doo doo. Wheat grass shots, STAT!

He's had a year of crap sleep schedule, crap food, crap work schedule, stress from crap-- no wonder he looks like crap!

Smartie
Posted: 12/28/2009 at 9:41 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

He's better off investing in industrial sand blasting. Nothing else is going to get that shit smoothed.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: 12/28/2009 at 12:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: IMMA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

aha vote for the worst is so funny

Sourpickless
Posted: 12/28/2009 at 7:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Under the poisonous tree

His skin is really bad and it is pretty obvious. I just do not understand why sparkle cows can't see it. It is crazy.

I found this gem on Adam Official today.

"I was listening to Adam's CD this morning, as I always do and ...I started crying..

I couldnt believe that this was real, that HE was real. I have never ever heard a voice so angelic before.

About the pictures...I couldnt believe how PERFECT his face was. There are many handsome men out there, but I can ALWAYS find at least 1 flaw about them.

He seems so inhuman. The phrase "Nobody's Perfect" doesnt seem to apply to him. So I was crying. Happy tears."

candybaby123
Posted: 12/28/2009 at 10:02 PM Reply with quote

"I was listening to Adam's CD this morning, as I always do and ...I started crying.."

haha.

"I couldnt believe that this was real, that HE was real. I have never ever heard a voice so angelic before."

hahaha.

"About the pictures...I couldnt believe how PERFECT his face was. There are many handsome men out there, but I can ALWAYS find at least 1 flaw about them."

hahahaha.

"He seems so inhuman. The phrase "Nobody's Perfect" doesnt seem to apply to him. So I was crying. Happy tears."

hahahahaha...

MonkeySender
Posted: 12/29/2009 at 12:05 AM Reply with quote
Location: Btw your face looks stupid

Found this beaut there too:

I cry Everytime i listen to the album ... mostly on Broken Open and soaked. Sometimes i cry when i just see his face... hahah im a mess :S x

I cry too, but for different reasons...

carolb
Posted: 12/29/2009 at 3:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cuddling Smartie's Penis

thefunnystone: Careful--you are revealing your persistent jealousy over Adam's handsome, camera loving face. Could you publish a photo of yourself so we could make a comparison? Thank you. Yes, there IS a "rock" god and it is without a doubt, Adam. The picture you insist on showing is obviously photoshopped.

jawajedi
Posted: 12/29/2009 at 3:36 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

Carolb: may we add cyber stalker to your description?

Finally, a word to describe Madame-- inhuman.

magooschmooz
Posted: 12/29/2009 at 3:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

This is the two processes that they could use to fix Adam Lambert's skin. Its overkill for us normal people.

The Wrath of God Peel Process

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or

The Atomic Peel Process

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G2H1E02iMHg&;hl=en_US&;fs=1&;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G2H1E02iMHg&;hl=en_US&;fs=1&;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Enjoy!!!

SenorPlaid
Posted: 12/29/2009 at 5:15 AM Reply with quote
I prefair VFTW Location: Living vicariously through myself

Madame, don't look now, but there's a trilobite gnawing on your finger!

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