The Only Thing More Hideous Than Danny Gokey's New Tattoo?

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, January 04, 2010 at 6:54 AM EST
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Any closeup of Adam Lambert. Like this one from Gridlock 10. That's just nasty. Apparently the facial didn't help much. (Via Rickey.org)

Also not helping Adam much... his moronic fans. According to MJ's Big Blog, Adam was disqualified from being a nominee for radio request show Open House Party because too many of the Sparkle Cows were calling from outside their city to spam the lines. This isn't new for the Sparkle Cows, it's predictable behavior. So if Adam doesn't kill his own career with his painful screeching, his fans will make sure the career is D.O.A. as well.

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Dr. Heckle - Ms. Hyde
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 7:40 AM Reply with quote

Holy crap! He just continues to deteriorate. It looks like one of the Granny Cows left dandruff on his jacket too. Yuck.

Who is the only celebrity with more holes in his face than Madam? Spongebob Squarepants. But Spongebob rocks harder, so Spongebob > Madam.

sonr
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 8:18 AM Reply with quote

ChrisPine from Star Trek has really horrible skin too. some people are cursed with bad acne as teenagers it leaves scars. not much can be done about it

dafeedil
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 8:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS UP WITH THOSE STUPID HALF GLOVES ALL THE FUCKING TIME? What is he trying to hide? He really is skeevy looking, isn't he? Greasy and dirty looking. I bet he smells nasty, too. You couldn't pay me enough to do his laundry. Ewwwww. I bet he's crawling with shit. Whatev, he's all yours, grandmas. He's only got about 2 minutes of his 15 left anyway. So much for the Elvis comparison, haha.

Lighten Up
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 8:54 AM Reply with quote

He looks like Sonic the hedgehog.

Step away from the glitter dude.

voller82
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 8:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

@dafeedil I believe he is trying to hide his freckled hands. That's why he cakes on the makeup too, to cover them.

dafeedil
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 9:12 AM Reply with quote
Location: Vulva worm

Lighten up, Sonic the greasy hedgehog is who I think of too when I look at him.

voller82, it must be a non-stop job for Madame to cover up all traces of his gingerness. He probably has to shave/dye/pluck/hide 24 freaking 7, except for his balls. He probably keeps them ginger.

carolb
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 9:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cuddling Smartie's Penis

Stop photoshopping pictures of Adam. This is NOT what he looked like on NYE. I've seen some GORGEOUS pictures of him that night! All of that Adam hate is going to ultimately give you a bleeding ulcer!

And NOTHING could be more hideous than the Danny tattoo except maybe a close-up picture of YOU!

Keepo
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 9:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: Stuck in video game hell with a broken keyboard...

^ aaaa hahahahahaha

Photoshopped my ass.

Buckshot
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 9:35 AM Reply with quote
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The Glitter cows need to pitch in and buy him a fricken sand blaster for that face.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 9:38 AM Reply with quote
Location: IMMA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

barf

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