Shannon Ann Marie Turner - American Idol 9 Hollywood Contestant

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, January 04, 2010 at 2:47 PM EST
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(None of these contestants are 100% confirmed in Hollywood, but we have sources that suggest they've made it to Hollywood for season 9 of American Idol)

Now we don't know if this is definitely the correct Shannon Turner, but we're pretty sure. And if that's the case- HELL YES. We love this chick! This is what we're talking about, please give us more over-the-top, fun, interesting people like her on the show this year. Some fun facts about this Shannon from her Facebook:

  • "I worked at Wendy's as a teenager. It was everything you think it is. I used to bum smokes from my 50 year old bottle blond manager who had jailhouse tatoos"
  • "I like changing the lyrics of songs to include the words "Fuck Your Mom". I do it all the time. the prettier the song, the funnier it is."
  • "I'm a little gay."
  • "I'm going to stalk all you people...then make you buy me a cupcake."

Can we say love at first sight? Shannon, make us proud!

Malaysian Diva
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 3:33 PM Reply with quote

I love you, Shannonanne. I wanna take you home and feed you a cupcake.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 4:26 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

VFTW is going to stalk you, Shannon, and buy you a cupcake!

pcrowl
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 5:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Your mom

In all seriousness, I love the tone of her voice! I really hope she makes it on Idol this season...it would spice things up! She's precious!!

joeyharmonic
Posted: 1/4/2010 at 7:27 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

There it is: incontrovertible proof that God is a Worster (if she makes it through Hollywood).

deadend
Posted: 1/5/2010 at 12:53 AM Reply with quote

love the personality and the voice (for this show) but I absolutely CANNOT stand watching people who look like fat, crying babies sing. It's almost as uncomfortable to me as when someone sings to you in your living room.

girlfrommars
Posted: 1/5/2010 at 1:00 AM Reply with quote
Location: gnu jersey

LOVE her! And they better not starve her to fit the "AI mold" either, or I'll have to sneak cupcakes to her.

Lord Toast
Posted: 1/5/2010 at 4:38 AM Reply with quote
Location: Paula's Medicine Cabinet

WIN. I'll feed her a whole batch of cupcakes!

adam_atrophy
Posted: 1/5/2010 at 5:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: Springfield, IL

she. is. love. Shannon, if you make it onto the top 24, I'll hand deliver you a dozen cupcakes. but it all honesty, I really do like her voice.

VFTWn00b
Posted: 1/5/2010 at 5:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Boston, MA

Love, love, LOVE this chick! Hey Shannon, I live down the street from a bakery called Kick Ass Cupcakes. I'll ship them straight from Boston to you! You're the shit girl!

GrimlyFiendish
Posted: 1/5/2010 at 5:52 AM Reply with quote

I had no idea VFTW had a daughter. *tear* She's beautiful!

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