Sanjaya Malakar Presents Sour Patch Kids Gone Wild

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, March 30, 2007 at 9:50 AM EDT
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We have no idea why we find this so funny, but we love Sanjaya's sense of humor. Here, he presents Sour Patch Kids Gone Wild.


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Insane
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 10:01 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Avatar by yoji

<p>That IS funny!<br />He&;#39;s starting to remind me of myself at that age. Simon</p><p>&;#160;</p><p>VOTE SANJAYA!</p>
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yuaho
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 10:15 AM Reply with quote

<h1 style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">You Know You’re Sanjaya Malakar if…</span></h1><h1 style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">1) <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">You use your lips as floatation devices when swimming</span></span></h1><h1 style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">2) <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">Farrah Fawcett wants your hair for her post-chemo wig</span></span></span></h1><h1 style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">3) <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">“OUT” magazine decides no story, saying ’You’re just too gay!’</span></span></span></span></h1><h1 style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">4) <span style="font-size: 12pt; color: white; font-family: &;#39;Times New Roman&;#39;">Clive Davis offers $5 million to NOT record an album</span></span></span></span></span></h1>
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summerinthecity
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 10:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjaya's Universe

sanjaya is super cool fo&;#39; real.  i don&;#39;t really want him to win, though, because then he&;#39;ll have to sing crappy american idol songs.  all i really want is to get him to bee gees week.  you know how special that would be.
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WhowatchesIdol
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 10:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: Southern California

LOL!!!! This kid cracks me up, I love it.
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Sean O
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 11:11 AM Reply with quote

<p>For the next performance he should do "The Crying Game"</p><p>&;#160;</p><p><strong>Vote for Sanjaya</strong></p>
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Pokchu
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 12:42 PM Reply with quote

Oh fuck, now I truly love Sanjaya to the point where I&;#39;d hate to see him subjected to 19&;#39;s torture by making him sing terribly unoriginal songs. Maybe he can come in 2nd place.
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sunshined121
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 12:56 PM Reply with quote
Location: Behind a grey cloud

<p>Yeah, he is such a cool kid. You can see his humor in the AI Top 12 photo shoot video (or whatever it&;#39;s called). He does this odd/funny deadpan shtick while everyone else poses for the camera and says their version of "vote for me".</p><p> I don&;#39;t want to see him have to sing that 19 schlock either!!</p>
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reggiethegeek
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 1:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

<p>LOL!  That dude is freaking messed up in the head!   </p><p>&;nbsp;</p><p>I&;#39;m Canadian so you better make one of the 9 losers win Canadian Idol season five... but not season 8 for I will be on- From someone who can sing.</p>
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stingray11214
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 1:47 PM Reply with quote
Light of Idol's Doom Location: Brooklyn NY

It would be such poetic justice if it is Sanjaya and Gina in the Final Two. That would really be VFTW VICTORY! 
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sunshine8503
Posted: 3/30/2007 at 1:51 PM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

<p>I love him !! LOL he is really funny. </p><p>&;nbsp;</p><p>&;nbsp;</p><p>I find it hilarious that no matter eho wins this shitty season Sanjaya will be more famous and probably make more money!!!  </p>
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