Maddy Curtis is Not in the Top 24

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, January 18, 2010 at 1:05 PM EST
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Vote for the Worst has learned that Maddy Curtis is one of the final females in the top 24. We're 99% sure on this one, so add her to the lists. 3 more to go.

Update 1/19/10: New sources suggest that Maddy's not in the top 24 again and that a certain someone in Maddy's family is just looking for attention. Ah well, back to the drawing board.

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adam_atrophy
Posted: 1/18/2010 at 1:40 PM Reply with quote
Location: Springfield, IL

bleh. her voice is so bland.

Smartie
Posted: 1/18/2010 at 2:43 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Her mother is an insufferable homophobic bigot

http://mommylife.net/

Ugh!

porksword
Posted: 1/18/2010 at 3:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: In a tree

"Her mother is an insufferable homophobic bigot"

That's just another way of saying bible bashing religious hypocrite.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 1/18/2010 at 3:23 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I don't think it's much of a stretch to think Maddy shares some of her mom's "Christian values". She was raised by that horrible woman. I officially hate her.

glyde_iv
Posted: 1/18/2010 at 6:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: War-Town, GA

Hello everyone, I'm one of the newer members.

Apparently mommie dearest has appeared on the Glenn Beck show. She's also a big Palin fan.

Maddy appears just as obnoxious.

I hope y'all crucify her

SeanMuldoon
Posted: 1/19/2010 at 4:30 AM Reply with quote

Mediocre at best.

porksword
Posted: 1/19/2010 at 4:39 AM Reply with quote
Location: In a tree

Glen Beck - the man who is always promoting gold as a secure investment while simultaneously failing to declare his close financial ties with the investment company he publicly promotes on his show. Says it all. really.

Weenrocks
Posted: 1/19/2010 at 8:35 AM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: Down the rabid whole.

Simon: Are you the next American Idol?

Maddy: I guess, it's just a job really, a way to keep me moving. My real passion is my hobby.

Simon: What's that?

Maddy: I work with retards.

Simon: I beg your pardon?

Maddy: You know, the guys who ride the short bus.

Simon: Isn't that a little politically incorrect?

Maddy: The hell with that! No one's gonna tell me who I can and can't work with.

Simon: No, I mean...

Maddy: One of my brothers, we call him Mongo on account of he's a mongoloid. He got out of his cage once and...

Simon: He's in a cage?!

Maddy: Well it's more of an enclosure really.

Simon: You keep him confined? That's bullshit!

Maddy: That's what I said! So I went out and got him a leash, you know, one of those clothesline runners for the backyard. He's got plenty of room out there to dig. The kid's really blossomed. Now I can take him to ball games, movies, you know, happy stuff.

Simon: That sounds like fun.

Maddy: Yeah, it's fun for them, but it's heaven for me. Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I have in this crazy old world.

SPOON
Posted: 1/19/2010 at 3:16 PM Reply with quote
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I &;lt;3 Weenrocks!  :c )

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