Florida Woman Arrested After Stabbing Her Boyfriend For Arguing About American Idol

Posted by againstallodds on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 9:32 AM EST
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We always say that the frauen are a scary bunch. Here's proof. A St. Petersburg woman named Cynthia E. Bettis-Ware was arrested on a charge of first-degree attempted murder. After having an argument about American Idol, Cynthia's boyfriend turned off the TV and went to bed to help calm the situation. Unahppy with this, Cynthia stabbed Kevin Johnson 5 times in the back and 2 times in the chest, burned him with hot chocolate, and then chased after him with a second knife after she lost the first one. If this isn't proof that American Idol is taken way too seriously by crazy, psychotic idiots, we don't know what is. (Via The St. Petersburg Times)

T.J.
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 9:52 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Lifeguard Location: Being so fucking done.

Holy mother-fucking shit!

ETA: That woman is mother-fucking batshit crazy.

frogtard
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 9:55 AM Reply with quote

Do you think she will be pissed about missing the episode tonight?

empath
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 9:58 AM Reply with quote

I am speechless.

Lord Toast
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 10:02 AM Reply with quote
Location: Paula's Medicine Cabinet

Is that Cynthia or Kevin?

Tinnerz
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 10:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: On the Satellite of Love with Joel and the bots

You guys are surprised by this? Hell, I'm surprised something like this didn't happen sooner.

crazytom
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 10:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

It's the hot chocolate bit that's really scary.

SAQUISHA-MISHA
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 10:17 AM Reply with quote
Location: IMMA BLOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP!

Damn this bitch is crazy!

Codez
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 10:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

Now I'm curious as to how the hell she lost the first knife

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 11:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

How is this type of thing not happening every time AI screens. It's enough to make me want to go crazy every time I see Simon's man-boobs or listen to Randy say 'dawg' for the billionth time.

AnvilForever
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 12:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: IN AMERICA!!!

I second this

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