St. Petersburg you say? Via the St. Pete Times? The same paper that Michael Lynche's dead mother worked for.

How soon before we find out this crazy beotch is Micheal's Auntie?

First thought: That's a woman?!

Second thought: I wonder just what it was about American Idol that they were fighting about?

Third thought: Was the hot chocolate already made, or did she take the time to make it after stabbing him?

Final thought: I'm thinking about this far too much and will probably have nightmares as a result. :P

And people say that VFTW is hateful? We're just having fun...that bitch is crazy!

This man was dumb to go to bed and leave a pissed off woman awake.

Ask Sam Cooke and Steve Mcnair and Al Green about that.

I guess me slapping my neighbor about Katy Perry was not enough.

She should have thrown a Coke in his face and left it at that!

^^^^^

Ask John Bobbitt!