Even American Idol Wants The Castros To FOAD

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Wednesday, January 27, 2010 at 9:52 AM EST
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Another year, another Castro auditioning for the show. Michael surely was excited last night to see himself again on TV. Well, he saw himself alright...in a montage of loser Adam Lambert wannabes! (around 0:20 mark) Castros, will you get it already; NOBODY WANTS YOU! Michael, stop trying out. Jason, never ask to be on the show again. The little Castro sister, don't try out. Beasty, stop counting on your kids for cash. GO AWAY!!!


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TheDancingCookie
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 11:52 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

I just had the horrible thought that they'll get their own reality show. I mean, the Kardashians are equally numerous and equally vile and if they can get a show then it's practically open door to any in-bred clan who can stoke a network's interest.

I want to stress that the thought was indeed horrible. Horrible.
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Insane
Posted: 1/27/2010 at 12:45 PM Reply with quote
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*applause* Thank you, STP!
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redpaperwhale
Posted: 1/28/2010 at 12:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: Why? So you come steal my aluminum siding? No sir, not again.

The fact that I'm only the third poster on this article - a day plus 4 hours later, shows that even we worsters have given up caring about them.
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Withxtracheeseplease
Posted: 1/29/2010 at 5:59 AM Reply with quote

<p>LOL - Somebody cares deeply: The New York Times has a glowing review of Jason's show at Joe's Pub today (p.C12 print edition) and online at</p><p>   NY Times Link</p>
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fcktoob2009
Posted: 1/29/2010 at 6:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: Ryan's Closet

^^

There are some gems in that review -

"several dozen loyalists" - How many were family &; friends?

"But no one rushed Mr. Castro to pin down his style" - Are we sure anyone was rushing him to even record an album??

"he certainly didn’t rush himself" - Ah..he doesn't even believe in himself. Got it.

"Wednesday night’s actual headliner" - Hold up! So he wasn't even headlining? He was the opening act? How can we know the "several dozen" were even there to see him?

"Mr. Castro performed here on ukulele" - I..have...no...words...

Wonder how long his set was before he had to get back to work washing dishes?
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Bollox
Posted: 1/29/2010 at 7:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: Laughing at the Sparkle Cows

My favorite part of the NYT review... "Mr. Castro’s voice has a slight buzz..."

Yep, and I'll be that "buzz" had nothing to do with the fact that he likely spent his day roaming around the NYU neighborhood...
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/29/2010 at 10:54 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

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Why don't these Castros get it? <strong>GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!</strong>

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