Girl Starved for Attention... But No Longer Starving Herself

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, April 02, 2007 at 5:28 AM EDT
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J, the overweight 23-year old who decided to go on a hunger strike until Sanjaya was voted off, has officially quit. Being that she's a liar, and she would be close to dead by now from not eating for 2.5 full weeks, it's good that she's giving up the charade. We wonder how many burgers she ate after doing each of her updates, because she had to use some creative camera angles to hide the fact that she's put on weight since the strike began.


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Kooky
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 6:46 AM Reply with quote

This is even stupider than the moron lawyer who wants to sue VFTW and Howard Stern.

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roguetw
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 7:12 AM Reply with quote

Officially, dumbest human alive. Where do these people come from?

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WhowatchesIdol
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 7:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: Southern California

She canceled her Myspace account LOL.

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cheesesoda
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 7:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

I was going there to mock her effort, and I saw that. :(

I will give her kudos for the camera angle, though. Though, manipulating the camera angle was a dead giveaway that she was faking the whole weight loss issue, anyways.
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EminemsRevenge
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 7:38 AM Reply with quote
Location: Sacramento

IF she goes on a carpet-munching frenzy with Daniella Aidala (seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbvBxulgrco ) THEN i'd lead the charge to get Dubya elected for a THIRD term!!! [url=http://www.xanga.com/travelerblue/575973123/book.html]Same as it never was...[/url]
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dicerotops
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 8:02 AM Reply with quote

I think she angled it that way to get in the FitnessSingles.com ad. I wouldn't be surprised if they offered her money to put their ad in since she did gain national attention for this strike.

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cheesesoda
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 8:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

Yeah, it's obvious that she's a commercial whore now, but the lighting and camera angle helped to cover up the lack of weight that she lost.
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pete11
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 8:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: nj

congrats....she was the only person to ever get fatter during a hunger strike.....stop watching Idol and exercise you heffer!!
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jollyhobo
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 9:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: Orlando

Yeah, it's obvious the camera was strategically placed to include the ad marquee in the background. I'm sure she got a few bucks or a box of candy bars for that placement.
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angry_ferret_jones
Posted: 4/2/2007 at 10:13 AM Reply with quote
Location: Boons Farm

Yeah, I have never seen an inverted hunger strike (from the pike position - difficulty level 4.5) before.

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