Everyone Hates Carly Smithson

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Sunday, January 31, 2010 at 3:12 AM EST
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Carly is about to get things going as Amy Lee's replacement in Evanescence and if she thinks VFTW has given her a hard time, wait till she meets the long-time Evanescence fans, like the person who made this video. Hey Carly, you may want to leave your Spanx at home as you may have to run really fast from your concerts.

For Carly fans like these, VFTW has a challenge for you: Get her to sign a copy of the infamous Wall Street Journal article about her. Send us a photo and we'll give you a plate of cookies...unless Carly steals them first. :(

Bobbinj
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 3:57 AM Reply with quote

The person that made that video needs some help.

oVen heaD
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 4:22 AM Reply with quote

That's disturbing....

Sounds like the type of crazies that write to VFTW

RockinRobin
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 5:17 AM Reply with quote

I can't decide who's more pathetic: the mocked (Carly) or the mocker (whoever made the video).

thefunnystone
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 5:18 AM Reply with quote
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That video is hilarious. <3

rraws
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 6:32 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

omg i say this as an evanescence fan and proud worster....this vide makes me feel so so happy, love it lol.

seasons-of-love
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 7:54 AM Reply with quote

Clever, I guess, but disturbing. This person gives Evanescence fans a bad name.

Anyways, Carly is NOT replacing Amy in Evanescence. This is a different band; Evanescence still exists, and the members are set to record for a new album this month. This might be an imitation, but quit calling it Evanescence. Thanks.

Regardless, I still love Carly. I just wish she'd stick to her strengths and sing Heart and Dolly Parton covers for ever and ever and ever.

Insane
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 8:00 AM Reply with quote
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Lemme guess...this person really hates Carly.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 8:04 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

Asking her to die is a little over the edge. The rest of the video, however, is hard to argue with.

Smartie
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 8:12 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Whoah.

porksword
Posted: 1/31/2010 at 8:17 AM Reply with quote
Location: In a tree

So, basically, Carly Smithson has finally reached the dizzy heights of fronting a tribute band. Nice career move, Planty.

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